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Magus · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:52 am Post subject:

It means that it took longer than 30 seconds for the php to process, and thus it bailed out of trying.
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lewis · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:06 am Post subject:

It means you need to stop using dialup, Oscar ;-p

I always thought it was comical that PHP doesn't quickly write the whole page out to a buffer then send from that. Or something.
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OscarWilde · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:53 am Post subject:

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HitScan · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:04 am Post subject:

It's most likely because of one of these:
a. MySQL is dragging ass. This is not an uncommon situation.
2. Jeremy is doing something taxing on his computer.

The latter seems to not be terribly frequent, which makes me worry that his computer is basically an OSY kiosk now, rendering much of it's initial investment moot. That's his business though, I just need my smam delivered in undiluted, regularly metered quanitites. Perfereably in less than 30 second's time.
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Harbinger · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:24 am Post subject:

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Jeremy Reimer · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:41 am Post subject:

PaoloM · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:26 pm Post subject:

Or you could get rid of your puny 700mhz MCE, put this box in its place and keep running OSY and MCE from the same machine.

Plus your uber dual-everything for your smammy pleasure.
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Magus · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:04 pm Post subject:

OscarWilde · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:39 pm Post subject:

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Jeremy Reimer · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:56 pm Post subject:

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:21 pm Post subject:

Sillyheads! Very Happy

AYB is noticing that the Mighty AYB is approaching the Mighty number of 10,000.

In case you did not notice

Smile

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Mord · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:23 pm Post subject:

That's not an apache error, its a php error.

You should set the following in php.ini:

display_errors = Off
display_startup_errors = Off
log_errors = On

There are comments in the file for each do.

I also recommend setting "Serversignature Off" in httpd.conf.
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