Pegasus3d.com

[Jeremy Reimer]

This is COMM 1110 - Writing for the Web, part of the BCIT Technical Writing Program.

It's not bad, I can surf Ars and OSY at the same time as we are doing the course. The instructor seems fairly good. I am trying to be open-minded and not immediately dismiss everything just because I already Write For The Web for a living.

One thing that bugs me is the required textbook. For a course about the web, there should be no overly marked-up dead trees.
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"Those afraid of the universe as it really is, those who pretend to nonexistent knowledge and envision a Cosmos centered on human beings will prefer the fleeting comforts of superstition. They avoid rather than confront the world. But those with the courage to explore the weave and structure of the Cosmos, even where it differs profoundly from their wishes and prejudices, will penetrate its deepest mysteries."
-- Carl Sagan

"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord

"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named

[Feign]

It was what, almost 9:30 when you posted that?

I remember those days. I'll probably be going back to nights like that come August.

Writing for the web? Explain?
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Champagne ambition on a beer budget.

They probly aren't that worried about selling the PS2 kits in particular, and know that unless there is footage of them grinding up babies for use in the PS3 they'll always sell a hojillion of whatever the fuck they make. - Hitscan on the PS3

(on smoking...) Two later in the night because I can't seem to take a shit without needing the nicotine to relax my ass muscles or some such deal. So took a shit too. - Oscarwilde on smoking

Yea and he said unto the masses "Jet behaveth as ass" and so it was. - Hitscan on Exchange

OSY Image Uploader - Use it, you bitches!

[AllYorBaseRBelong2Us]

AYB prefers books over display screens, he's old fashioned that way, but he can see how such things are not suitable.

Posting from class is whee indeed!
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This and other statistics can be culled from Jeremy Reimer's Personal Computer Market Share: 1975-2002, a very impressive piece of information gathering. The numbers tell some very interesting stories.
- http://lowendmac.com/musings/03/0131.html

Man, I need to get out more. You know smam is getting to you when you go to a canadian restaurant and start wondering about moose cock. -OscarWilde

[Jeremy Reimer]

Home now. The course is part of the BCIT Technical Writing program, as many tech. writers these days need to prepare documents for the web. It goes from 6:30-9:30, but oddly enough doesn't drag that much. I think it's because I can surf.
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"Those afraid of the universe as it really is, those who pretend to nonexistent knowledge and envision a Cosmos centered on human beings will prefer the fleeting comforts of superstition. They avoid rather than confront the world. But those with the courage to explore the weave and structure of the Cosmos, even where it differs profoundly from their wishes and prejudices, will penetrate its deepest mysteries."
-- Carl Sagan

"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord

"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named

[Magus]

I don't mind reading from the screen, but nothing beats stretching out on the couch with a book.
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<Paolo|Work> anything that has to do with Java is by definition stupid

1 The Network is my domain, I shall not want; 2 though it makes me wait upon collision, it leads me to the Internet; 3 it restores my connection. It leads me in paths of hypertext transfer for google's sake. 4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of power failures, I fear no data corruption; for backups art with me; thy UPS and thy status light, they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of my enemies; thou anointest my CD-R with BurnProof, my buffer never underflows. 6 Surely good deals and pr0n shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the Datacenter for ever.
-HitScan

Wilde is a 4' chinese man in a bright pink tutu, lime green pimp hat with peacock feathers, and a purple feather boa, wearing tissue stuffed snakeskin combat boots, holding a gun bigger than he is, smoking a cigarette in the parking garage, trying to look menacing while pouting and head banging to Godsmack I stand alone

[Riso]

My god, is that 6:30 in the morning?

Hell, you better aint talking to me until 10 if you want an answer!
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Miss Congeniality

"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways Lord Reimer, your sad devotion to that ancient OS have not helped you conjure up the Guru Meditation or given you clarvoyance enough to find 1% marketshare"
- FondueDaredevil

"[...] we view customers as complete morons that will never catch on and [...] we're lying to them all the time."
- Gabe Newell

[HitScan]

[Jeremy Reimer]

[Jeremy Reimer]

Well, it's 6:20 and class #2 is about to start in ten minutes.

I have to do an oral presentation today, which should be a laugh. We have to choose a website to critique, and because I'm so amazingly lazy, I chose ars, just because I already know it in and out.

Mystery meat navigation and the infamous "house" icon will feature prominently.
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"Those afraid of the universe as it really is, those who pretend to nonexistent knowledge and envision a Cosmos centered on human beings will prefer the fleeting comforts of superstition. They avoid rather than confront the world. But those with the courage to explore the weave and structure of the Cosmos, even where it differs profoundly from their wishes and prejudices, will penetrate its deepest mysteries."
-- Carl Sagan

"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord

"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named

[Jeremy Reimer]

Aaaaand... it is done.

The instructor seemed kind of confused about what the whole point of ArsTechnica was, or who the audience was, even after I explained it. Oh well. What can you do.
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"Those afraid of the universe as it really is, those who pretend to nonexistent knowledge and envision a Cosmos centered on human beings will prefer the fleeting comforts of superstition. They avoid rather than confront the world. But those with the courage to explore the weave and structure of the Cosmos, even where it differs profoundly from their wishes and prejudices, will penetrate its deepest mysteries."
-- Carl Sagan

"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord

"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named

[Jay]

I hope you mentioned the fact that even when their whole page won't load, somehow the ads always manage to load. For some reason it annoys we when I just get a partial header of the Ars page, a big ad and nothing else.

[Riso]

If you need to brush up presentation skills, I recommend Presentation Zen.
But I suggest you read it even if you don't, because it is very interesting. If only to have Steve Jobs analyzed.
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Miss Congeniality

"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways Lord Reimer, your sad devotion to that ancient OS have not helped you conjure up the Guru Meditation or given you clarvoyance enough to find 1% marketshare"
- FondueDaredevil

"[...] we view customers as complete morons that will never catch on and [...] we're lying to them all the time."
- Gabe Newell

[Harbinger]

I enjoy it when their (main) site breaks on IE but is alright on FF/Opera, and then how it magically gets fixed during the day (or the next day, or the day after that) only to un-fix itself not too long afterward.

And by "enjoy" I mean
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Gaah. I don’t tend to bother about slashdot, because quite frankly, the whole _point_ of slashdot is to have this big public wanking session with people getting together and making their own “insightful” comment on any random topic, whether they know anything about it or not. -- Linus Torvalds, 20 Aug 2005

I heard that even small amounts of smam are highly unstable. Like anti-matter, only with polka dots. -- Mord

I don't make up rumors, I just falsify them. -- HitScan

Pentium-M eats G4 alive so quickly that the G4 is still breathing when the P-M shits it out. End of story. -- Hat Monster

[HitScan]

[AllYorBaseRBelong2Us]

Where is Thundar?


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This and other statistics can be culled from Jeremy Reimer's Personal Computer Market Share: 1975-2002, a very impressive piece of information gathering. The numbers tell some very interesting stories.
- http://lowendmac.com/musings/03/0131.html

Man, I need to get out more. You know smam is getting to you when you go to a canadian restaurant and start wondering about moose cock. -OscarWilde

[Riso]

[Jeremy Reimer]

[Riso]

Yeah, Apple should proclaim itself a religion, and their products essential religious objects of untold value.
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Miss Congeniality

"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways Lord Reimer, your sad devotion to that ancient OS have not helped you conjure up the Guru Meditation or given you clarvoyance enough to find 1% marketshare"
- FondueDaredevil

"[...] we view customers as complete morons that will never catch on and [...] we're lying to them all the time."
- Gabe Newell

[Magus]

[Jeremy Reimer]

Heh, yeah, it's not a big revelation actually.

One thing I forgot to mention is that after my presentation, and during the break, the instructor came over to ask me more questions about my job at Ars Technica, so he was at least interested in what I do.
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"Those afraid of the universe as it really is, those who pretend to nonexistent knowledge and envision a Cosmos centered on human beings will prefer the fleeting comforts of superstition. They avoid rather than confront the world. But those with the courage to explore the weave and structure of the Cosmos, even where it differs profoundly from their wishes and prejudices, will penetrate its deepest mysteries."
-- Carl Sagan

"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord

"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named

[Harbinger]

That bodes well, I think.
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Gaah. I don’t tend to bother about slashdot, because quite frankly, the whole _point_ of slashdot is to have this big public wanking session with people getting together and making their own “insightful” comment on any random topic, whether they know anything about it or not. -- Linus Torvalds, 20 Aug 2005

I heard that even small amounts of smam are highly unstable. Like anti-matter, only with polka dots. -- Mord

I don't make up rumors, I just falsify them. -- HitScan

Pentium-M eats G4 alive so quickly that the G4 is still breathing when the P-M shits it out. End of story. -- Hat Monster

[Jeremy Reimer]

Well, I just finished the "final exam" which was supposed to be an hour-long thing (held oddly on class 5 rather than class 6, which is the actual last class, but we are doing presentations for class 6) I finished the exam in about 10 minutes.

Whee.

The presentation is for a design for a new website. I'm doing mine for a new website for the AmigaOne + OS4. Just for fun.

Oh, I never wound up buying the textbook. Good thing too, as it turned out to be completely unnecessary for the course.
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"Those afraid of the universe as it really is, those who pretend to nonexistent knowledge and envision a Cosmos centered on human beings will prefer the fleeting comforts of superstition. They avoid rather than confront the world. But those with the courage to explore the weave and structure of the Cosmos, even where it differs profoundly from their wishes and prejudices, will penetrate its deepest mysteries."
-- Carl Sagan

"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord

"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named

[Harbinger]

10 mins?! What kind of questions were asked?



When you finished, did you sit around or simply hand in your test and leave?
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Gaah. I don’t tend to bother about slashdot, because quite frankly, the whole _point_ of slashdot is to have this big public wanking session with people getting together and making their own “insightful” comment on any random topic, whether they know anything about it or not. -- Linus Torvalds, 20 Aug 2005

I heard that even small amounts of smam are highly unstable. Like anti-matter, only with polka dots. -- Mord

I don't make up rumors, I just falsify them. -- HitScan

Pentium-M eats G4 alive so quickly that the G4 is still breathing when the P-M shits it out. End of story. -- Hat Monster

[Jeremy Reimer]

The questions were largely short-answer, cookie-cutter things from the class notes. Write down the five principles of blah, what are the seven types of duh, etc.

After I finished I handed it in, then I waited around a few minutes so that I could get my final project approved by the instructor (I was the second person to finish the exam, so the first person got to go up and get approval first) and then I left.

Good thing too, as I was under day #3 of a bad cold and wanted to get to bed.
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"Those afraid of the universe as it really is, those who pretend to nonexistent knowledge and envision a Cosmos centered on human beings will prefer the fleeting comforts of superstition. They avoid rather than confront the world. But those with the courage to explore the weave and structure of the Cosmos, even where it differs profoundly from their wishes and prejudices, will penetrate its deepest mysteries."
-- Carl Sagan

"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord

"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named

[AllYorBaseRBelong2Us]

That test needed more smam. you should have handed in one of Oscar Wilde's silly ramblings for extra credit, though the teacher would have been confused (though enlightened, nevertheless)


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This and other statistics can be culled from Jeremy Reimer's Personal Computer Market Share: 1975-2002, a very impressive piece of information gathering. The numbers tell some very interesting stories.
- http://lowendmac.com/musings/03/0131.html

Man, I need to get out more. You know smam is getting to you when you go to a canadian restaurant and start wondering about moose cock. -OscarWilde