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Evil Merlin
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 8:31 pm Post subject: Jeremy's new PC is back in New Hampshire... |
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Apparently I either did not attach the address label properly or when customs opened the box the destroyed it.
All I got from Canadian Post is "No Such Address".
Fun.
Jeremy, sorry about this, please resend your home address to my evil_merlin At comcast d0t net email and I will reship this week.
*thanks OW*
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OscarWilde
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 8:33 pm Post subject: |
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I'd edit out that email addy in your post ASAP. You get mail bots looking for email addy's through out the internet, especially in forums. Hence the now defacto method of giving out your email address: MyName at Server dot com, eg., EvilMerlin at hotmail dot com.
I'm sure email bots have become smarter, but why take the risk to get spam mail?
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OscarWilde
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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Don't thank me just yet. I don't know if mail bots have been programmed to look for stuff like 'dot com', or the like. It is teh suck that people do this just so they can spam you.
I know a guy that purposely would write programs to collect email addresses and was proud of it. He'd send me these simple emails but they'd be huge in terms of kb, so I don't know if he was somehow trying to get access to a list of email addresses in my contacts. Not sure. Irk the shit out of me. Especially since he was proud of using sly methods to get access to email address. No matter, I never really liked him anyway and never was much of a friend of his. Haven't heard from him in a while; but last I heard, his computer company went out of biz and he is now helping his uncle's friend with trading somewhere in China.
Spammers suck.
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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Indeed they do.
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Evil Merlin
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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Fuckers. |
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Mord
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Jeremy Reimer
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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I blame Customs.
Anyway, hope for better luck this time!
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Maybe they thought Canada was in Japan and shipped it to Tokyo or Osaka.
'Hey, JitsuSanOrigatoMatsuShitaFujitsi, come ova hea. What you make of dis 'Jelemy Liema in Victoia?''
'I don know AhSanIshitoMahnToshibaNijitsu, just send back with 'no such address' sticka'
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 9:12 am Post subject: |
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OscarWilde wrote: |
Maybe they thought Canada was in Japan and shipped it to Tokyo or Osaka.
'Hey, JitsuSanOrigatoMatsuShitaFujitsi, come ova hea. What you make of dis 'Jelemy Liema in Victoia?''
'I don know AhSanIshitoMahnToshibaNijitsu, just send back with 'no such address' sticka' |
I'd pay good money to ship something to Japan just to have it rejected with a "No Sucha Address! NO HONOR!" sticker. Alas, tact defeats me yet again.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 9:37 am Post subject: |
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OscarWilde wrote: |
Maybe they thought Canada was in Japan and shipped it to Tokyo or Osaka.
'Hey, JitsuSanOrigatoMatsuShitaFujitsi, come ova hea. What you make of dis 'Jelemy Liema in Victoia?''
'I don know AhSanIshitoMahnToshibaNijitsu, just send back with 'no such address' sticka' |
I'd pay good money to ship something to Japan just to have it rejected with a "No Sucha Address! NO HONOR!" sticker. Alas, tact defeats me yet again.
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You and I could do a tag team stand up routine: The Indiana Asshole and the Hong Kong Bastard. I only say asshole because you say Indiana is the asshole of America (i think).
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 9:38 am Post subject: |
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Well, your location used to have 'indiana, the asshole of america'. Now you have, 'in.US', which I assume it to mean, Indiana.USA
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 9:46 am Post subject: |
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No, it means that Hitscan is in us, or that there's a little bit of Hitscan in all of us.
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Is this one of your Jedi enigmatic riddles?
Why does OS X spell check consider, 'jedi', not an english word? That's almost a sin to all geeks that have star wars posters hanging on their walls and have incestuous dreams of fucking princess Leila. Or at the very least, the new generation of geeks that have sex0r dreams about the new british actress (the one in Peerats of teh carahbean).
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 9:50 am Post subject: |
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Funny you should mention Leia, the SNL with Carrie Fisher back in the John Belushi days was on last night. I didn't see much of it, but what I saw was great!
I'm humbled that you consider me a Jedi. Now wash my lightsaber.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 9:51 am Post subject: |
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OscarWilde wrote: |
Well, your location used to have 'indiana, the asshole of america'. Now you have, 'in.US', which I assume it to mean, Indiana.USA |
I did indeed. I chose in.us though, because of the www domain, in.us. Mord's description is more freaky, and therefore, totally acceptable.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 10:00 am Post subject: |
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Mord wrote: |
Funny you should mention Leia, the SNL with Carrie Fisher back in the John Belushi days was on last night. I didn't see much of it, but what I saw was great!
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Yeah, I saw that a month ago. 'The Louds' skit was funny; the beach stuff was plain dumb or just humor of the 80's with references I could not understand.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 10:02 am Post subject: |
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Mord's description is more freaky, and therefore, totally acceptable.
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OW: Yeah, that's the skit I saw. I laughed out loud when the one girl (forget her name), takes a pull from the joint and says WOW THATS GOOD STUFF IM GETTING SO STONED!!1!
The other funny part was Bill Murray's character upstairs with Jane Curtain: OH YEAH I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL DAY<sexor noises>
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 10:17 am Post subject: |
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Mord wrote: |
Funny you should mention Leia, the SNL with Carrie Fisher back in the John Belushi days was on last night. I didn't see much of it, but what I saw was great! |
Her and John were incredibly coked-up that show.
Still funny!
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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Mmmm, Keira Knightly. Much hotter than Carrie Fisher.
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1 The Network is my domain, I shall not want; 2 though it makes me wait upon collision, it leads me to the Internet; 3 it restores my connection. It leads me in paths of hypertext transfer for google's sake. 4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of power failures, I fear no data corruption; for backups art with me; thy UPS and thy status light, they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of my enemies; thou anointest my CD-R with BurnProof, my buffer never underflows. 6 Surely good deals and pr0n shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the Datacenter for ever.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 6:46 pm Post subject: |
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Mmmm, Keira Knightly. Much hotter than Carrie Fisher.
I hope both had good agents, that got them some sort of %.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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Get your own actress to lust over, Socrates! I had her first!
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<Paolo|Work> anything that has to do with Java is by definition stupid
1 The Network is my domain, I shall not want; 2 though it makes me wait upon collision, it leads me to the Internet; 3 it restores my connection. It leads me in paths of hypertext transfer for google's sake. 4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of power failures, I fear no data corruption; for backups art with me; thy UPS and thy status light, they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of my enemies; thou anointest my CD-R with BurnProof, my buffer never underflows. 6 Surely good deals and pr0n shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the Datacenter for ever.
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Wilde is a 4' chinese man in a bright pink tutu, lime green pimp hat with peacock feathers, and a purple feather boa, wearing tissue stuffed snakeskin combat boots, holding a gun bigger than he is, smoking a cigarette in the parking garage, trying to look menacing while pouting and head banging to Godsmack I stand alone |
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 7:24 am Post subject: |
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/me distracts Magus with a shiny object and then steals away Keira Knightly
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 7:52 am Post subject: |
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Maximus wrote: |
/me distracts Magus with a shiny object and then steals away Keira Knightly |
Would that shiny object happen to be a toenail clipper mayhaps?
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