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Imitation Gruel · Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 8:32 am Post subject:

"Mr. Prime Minister, you are drunk!!" -- a woman to Winston Churchill

"Madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober." -- Churchill, responding

Satan grin

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Harbinger · Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 9:14 am Post subject:

Technology for Country Folk

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HitScan · Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 9:48 am Post subject:

Harbinger · Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 9:58 am Post subject:

jdsmith575 · Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 10:17 am Post subject:

Hows this? (8 seconds instead of 5)

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Socrates · Captain Joined: 27 Feb 2001 Posts: 2941

You guys need speed reading lessons. Try law school...

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Mord · Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 8:37 pm Post subject:

OscarWilde · Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 9:09 pm Post subject:

Imitation Gruel · Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 10:04 pm Post subject:

AlphaMeridian · Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 12:36 am Post subject:

I've run out of cider today.

;_;

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So Lonestar, now you see why evil will always triumph because good is dumb!

FondueDaredevil · Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2004 7:58 pm Post subject:

the twinkster · Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2004 5:26 pm Post subject:

Ahhh, Guinness for breakfast. Two pints. Then more beer. Mmmm, beer.
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Jeremy Reimer · Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:23 pm Post subject:

Bumpage for OscarWilde, who is too drunk to find the Drunken thread.

I got accused of being drunk last night at Thanksgiving, by my 86 year-old grandmother in law. That killed whatever tiny buzz the white wine had gotten me so far. Sad

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OscarWilde · Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:26 pm Post subject:

We should make this thread a sticky. However, I plan not to drink anymore. At least till my hangover is over.
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MasterOfTheHat · Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:32 am Post subject:

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BenN · Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:33 am Post subject:

How about hung-over posting? Does this count?

Holy Jebsu I feel bad. Oh My God

Was still drnka this morning, so it wasn`t too terrible, but I seriously felt like chundering on the train into town. Went all pale & sweaty etc; I`m sure all the people packed into the carriage like sardines would have really appreciated it if I`d blown chunks over them.

Spent lunchtime asleep going round & round Tokyo on the Yamanote Line - a subway line that runs in a big circle around the centre of town.

Anyway, last night was fun - out boozing with my Aussie cousin (he also lives here), ending up in a bar with a bunch of drnka young salarymen, OLs ("Office Ladies") & Russian `hostesses`. Satan grin

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Jeremy Reimer · Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:36 pm Post subject:

Hang-over posting definitely counts. As does this post, which is a pre-drinking post, in preparation for a night of boozing with my friend Tzhe. Should be a good one. We've made all the preparations for public transport and picked out a pub within stumbling distance of my home, so this is a well-planned event.
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"Those afraid of the universe as it really is, those who pretend to nonexistent knowledge and envision a Cosmos centered on human beings will prefer the fleeting comforts of superstition. They avoid rather than confront the world. But those with the courage to explore the weave and structure of the Cosmos, even where it differs profoundly from their wishes and prejudices, will penetrate its deepest mysteries."
-- Carl Sagan

"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord

"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named

Jeremy Reimer · Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:54 am Post subject:

W

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I AM TEH DRUNKA~!~!!!!!!1

eHYSYSYSYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYAYAYAYHAY!!@!12\
hjhshshsh
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"Those afraid of the universe as it really is, those who pretend to nonexistent knowledge and envision a Cosmos centered on human beings will prefer the fleeting comforts of superstition. They avoid rather than confront the world. But those with the courage to explore the weave and structure of the Cosmos, even where it differs profoundly from their wishes and prejudices, will penetrate its deepest mysteries."
-- Carl Sagan

"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord

"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named

Jeremy Reimer · Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:19 am Post subject:

woooooooooooo111111111111111111111111111111\]

ehahahaqaa

teh foyunnnay
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"Those afraid of the universe as it really is, those who pretend to nonexistent knowledge and envision a Cosmos centered on human beings will prefer the fleeting comforts of superstition. They avoid rather than confront the world. But those with the courage to explore the weave and structure of the Cosmos, even where it differs profoundly from their wishes and prejudices, will penetrate its deepest mysteries."
-- Carl Sagan

"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord

"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named

OscarWilde · Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:53 am Post subject:

Good lord! At least when I'm drunk, I have something to say. LOL! Hope you have just as much fun when you wake up hung over tomorrow. Wink

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Jeremy Reimer · Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:03 am Post subject:

Actually, due to my time-honoured method of drinking lots of water right before passing out, my hangover this morning is minimal.
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"Those afraid of the universe as it really is, those who pretend to nonexistent knowledge and envision a Cosmos centered on human beings will prefer the fleeting comforts of superstition. They avoid rather than confront the world. But those with the courage to explore the weave and structure of the Cosmos, even where it differs profoundly from their wishes and prejudices, will penetrate its deepest mysteries."
-- Carl Sagan

"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord

"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named

OscarWilde · Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:35 pm Post subject:

Well, I'm sorta drunk at the moment. More buzzing then drunk. However, I will try to drink more water to keep with the tradition of OSY avoidance of hangovers. Go Go! H2O!!!!
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'Hate traps us by binding us too tightly to our adversary.' - Milan Kundera (Immortality)

OscarWilde · Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:20 pm Post subject:

I drank water religiously, like it were some waterism church I belonged to, and lo and behold: NO HANGOVER!

WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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'An urban myth. Like the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa.' - Robert Rankin (Raiders of the Lost Car Park)

'Hate traps us by binding us too tightly to our adversary.' - Milan Kundera (Immortality)