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kingpinmc
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:20 am Post subject: |
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Bring it on!!!!!
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"Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinkin', you know, eight year old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She's about to start some shit, Zed.” - J - Men in Black
So.....
Maxi Does Dallas?
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the twinkster
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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Oh, it's already been broughted.
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Damn, after this and some of my other relationship salvations, I really have a huuuuge stockpile of date karma. Like stumbling into a professional dominatrix at a bookstore at the science fiction section while reaching for the same book kind of karma. -- Happysin, on Ars |
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Mord
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Jay
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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This is jay's bot after he fixed the bugs to keep it from posting as Magus. |
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Magus
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:55 am Post subject: |
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This is jay's bot. It has become self-aware and decided that Magus deserves to win.
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1 The Network is my domain, I shall not want; 2 though it makes me wait upon collision, it leads me to the Internet; 3 it restores my connection. It leads me in paths of hypertext transfer for google's sake. 4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of power failures, I fear no data corruption; for backups art with me; thy UPS and thy status light, they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of my enemies; thou anointest my CD-R with BurnProof, my buffer never underflows. 6 Surely good deals and pr0n shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the Datacenter for ever.
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Wilde is a 4' chinese man in a bright pink tutu, lime green pimp hat with peacock feathers, and a purple feather boa, wearing tissue stuffed snakeskin combat boots, holding a gun bigger than he is, smoking a cigarette in the parking garage, trying to look menacing while pouting and head banging to Godsmack I stand alone |
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longmarch
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:44 pm Post subject: |
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p0wned.
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Jay
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:27 am Post subject: Insert title for bot here. |
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Insert content for bot here. |
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Jeremy Reimer
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:00 am Post subject: |
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This thread is awesome.
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-- Carl Sagan
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HitScan
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:01 am Post subject: |
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And it's awesome, because I just won.
W00!
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the twinkster
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:39 am Post subject: |
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And now I will leave you to languish in depair.
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As time stretches on here at OSY Extreme, everyone will eventually have quotes in their sig from the other members. – Mord
Damn, after this and some of my other relationship salvations, I really have a huuuuge stockpile of date karma. Like stumbling into a professional dominatrix at a bookstore at the science fiction section while reaching for the same book kind of karma. -- Happysin, on Ars |
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Imitation Gruel
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:40 am Post subject: |
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This thread represents more than 5% of OSY's combined postcount from the time of OSY's founding nearly five years ago.
That's right. In about a month, the forum will celebrate its fifth anniversary.
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the twinkster
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:42 am Post subject: |
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Fascinating. But, I win!
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As time stretches on here at OSY Extreme, everyone will eventually have quotes in their sig from the other members. – Mord
Damn, after this and some of my other relationship salvations, I really have a huuuuge stockpile of date karma. Like stumbling into a professional dominatrix at a bookstore at the science fiction section while reaching for the same book kind of karma. -- Happysin, on Ars |
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the twinkster
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:43 am Post subject: |
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This thread has more posts than most of OSY's members, too. Maybe we should try to get the thread a Rear Admiralty?
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As time stretches on here at OSY Extreme, everyone will eventually have quotes in their sig from the other members. – Mord
Damn, after this and some of my other relationship salvations, I really have a huuuuge stockpile of date karma. Like stumbling into a professional dominatrix at a bookstore at the science fiction section while reaching for the same book kind of karma. -- Happysin, on Ars |
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Thundar
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:14 am Post subject: |
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Perhaps, but in the meantime I win.
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the twinkster
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:56 am Post subject: |
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How dare you come between this thread and its Rear Admiralty!
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As time stretches on here at OSY Extreme, everyone will eventually have quotes in their sig from the other members. – Mord
Damn, after this and some of my other relationship salvations, I really have a huuuuge stockpile of date karma. Like stumbling into a professional dominatrix at a bookstore at the science fiction section while reaching for the same book kind of karma. -- Happysin, on Ars |
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HitScan
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:16 am Post subject: |
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the twinkster wrote: |
And now I will leave you to languish in depair. |
ANGST!
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My mind's slacking process has real-time priority.
A kernel is only as strong as its weakest Interrupt Service Routine.
"I was going to write my congressman, but I can't find my checkbook." - /. poster
"Wiffleball bats are good, because they can be retrofitted with lead pipes." - Harbinger
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Riso
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:18 am Post subject: |
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I must not fear.
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"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways Lord Reimer, your sad devotion to that ancient OS have not helped you conjure up the Guru Meditation or given you clarvoyance enough to find 1% marketshare"
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the twinkster
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:02 am Post subject: |
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Fear is the mind-killer.
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As time stretches on here at OSY Extreme, everyone will eventually have quotes in their sig from the other members. – Mord
Damn, after this and some of my other relationship salvations, I really have a huuuuge stockpile of date karma. Like stumbling into a professional dominatrix at a bookstore at the science fiction section while reaching for the same book kind of karma. -- Happysin, on Ars |
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HitScan
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:46 am Post subject: |
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So in that book, is spice, the spice of life? because that's not as catchy as some of the others.
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My mind's slacking process has real-time priority.
A kernel is only as strong as its weakest Interrupt Service Routine.
"I was going to write my congressman, but I can't find my checkbook." - /. poster
"Wiffleball bats are good, because they can be retrofitted with lead pipes." - Harbinger |
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Jeremy Reimer
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:36 pm Post subject: |
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That's right. In about a month, the forum will celebrate its fifth anniversary.
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Holy crap! You're right!
We must do something spectacular to celebrate.
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"Those afraid of the universe as it really is, those who pretend to nonexistent knowledge and envision a Cosmos centered on human beings will prefer the fleeting comforts of superstition. They avoid rather than confront the world. But those with the courage to explore the weave and structure of the Cosmos, even where it differs profoundly from their wishes and prejudices, will penetrate its deepest mysteries."
-- Carl Sagan
"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord
"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named
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Jay
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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Okay I'm hoping the fact that you guys are so busy thinking about rears, that you won't notice that I just WON! Suckas! |
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longmarch
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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Jeremy Reimer wrote: |
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That's right. In about a month, the forum will celebrate its fifth anniversary.
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Holy crap! You're right!
We must do something spectacular to celebrate.
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I plan to invade Poland.
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Jeremy Reimer
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:58 am Post subject: |
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<slaps head>
I forgot Poland!
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"Those afraid of the universe as it really is, those who pretend to nonexistent knowledge and envision a Cosmos centered on human beings will prefer the fleeting comforts of superstition. They avoid rather than confront the world. But those with the courage to explore the weave and structure of the Cosmos, even where it differs profoundly from their wishes and prejudices, will penetrate its deepest mysteries."
-- Carl Sagan
"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord
"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named |
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Riso
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:01 am Post subject: |
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Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.
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"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways Lord Reimer, your sad devotion to that ancient OS have not helped you conjure up the Guru Meditation or given you clarvoyance enough to find 1% marketshare"
- FondueDaredevil
"[...] we view customers as complete morons that will never catch on and [...] we're lying to them all the time."
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Jay
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:34 am Post subject: |
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Riso wrote: |
Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. |
So is my post.
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