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Socrates
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| Socrates, BTW: The character's name is Ro. Ro Laren. |
I should have typed it "Whore" silent e.
However, I was thinking of eggs, and Alien 3...
Sig Weaver.
I wonder if Jeri Ryan looks as bad with her spandex off  :
Now Seven of 9, that is a serious ass bitch...
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Socrates
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| Socrates, BTW: The character's name is Ro. Ro Laren. |
I should have typed it "Whore" silent e.
However, I was thinking of eggs, and Alien 3...
Sig Weaver.
I wonder if Jeri Ryan looks as bad with her spandex off :
Now Seven of 9, that is a serious ass bitch...
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DrPizza
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Jeri Ryan was, is, and always will be, unattractive.
I would like some rough Klingon sex with B'Elanna, however.
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Harbinger
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| DrPizza wrote: |
Jeri Ryan was, is, and always will be, unattractive.
I would like some rough Klingon sex with B'Elanna, however. |
I wonder if Klingon chicks are into anal.
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There's this great TNN commercial running right now, where there are two blandly-dressed guys at an office desk, with a poster of TNG's "Klingon Boob Chicks" (Ursula and B'Etor, or some such) in the background.
Office guy #1 says: "Have you seen these second-quarter numbers for Next Generation, they're incredible!"
Office guy #2 says: "Hey Bob..." (pointing to poster) "Would ya?"
Office guy #1 says: "Would I what?"
guy #2 says: "You know..."
guy #1 says: "No, what?"
guy #2 does pumping motion with his arm and fist.
guy #1 sighs and throws the ratings chart on his desk, exasparated.
Cut to black screen, caption: Star Trek: The Next Generation on TNN: Weeknights
(offscreen: guy #2, sotto voce: "I would")
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Harbinger
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Yes, I've seen that.
Yes, I was embarrassed by it.
Yes, I'd do them. 
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I heard that even small amounts of smam are highly unstable. Like anti-matter, only with polka dots. -- Mord
I don't make up rumors, I just falsify them. -- HitScan
Pentium-M eats G4 alive so quickly that the G4 is still breathing when the P-M shits it out. End of story. -- Hat Monster
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FondueDaredevil
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I never understood that whole 'arm-pumping' thing .. what the hell is that supposed to mean? Fucking?
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Mord
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FondueDaredevil
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| When I was little, pumping your arm at a large truck would result in them blowing the truck's air horn. Quite joyful when you are five years old. |
A friend of mine told me a story about that ...
He was about 5 years old and had a new kitten .. he was taking it all over the neighborhood and playing with it. At one point he decided to cross a busy street ... he saw a semi coming and did the hand pump thing, dropping the kitten by accident. The cat landed next to the curb and the semi driver layed on the horn .. the kitten, startled, raced out in to the street ... *splat*
the end.
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Mord
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FondueDaredevil
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You should hear him describe the incident sometime ... he never says *splat*, he just holds his arms out and says in a high-pitched voice, "Kitty?"
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"I call on those who question the motives of the president and his national security advisers to join with the rest of America in presenting a united front to our enemies abroad." Sen. Dick Durbin, 1998
"There's no set architecture in Linux. All roads lead to madness" - William Hilf, Microsoft homonculous
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longmarch
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| Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2002 8:12 am Post subject: |
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| Mord wrote: |
| When I was little, pumping your arm at a large truck would result in them blowing the truck's air horn. Quite joyful when you are five years old. |
Indeed. Many happy memories. None of them involving smushed kittens.
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Socrates
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| Klingon sisters.... |
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Socrates
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At least the klingon sisters are endowed...
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Magus
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Poor little frisbee... er, kitten.
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