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OscarWilde
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 Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:15 am Post subject: Where the Smam at? |
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Where has the smam gone? Is it a holiday in the entire northern continent of America?
SMAM!!! SMAM I SAY!! SMAM!!!
Oh and in tribute to all the ridiculous hype and parodies of Broke Back Mountain, I hereby create a new smammy word: SmamBack Mountain. It's where closet case smammers go and frolic in the smam as they are to ashamed to reveal themselves as smammers back on the flat plains of the real world.
And no, I have not seen the movie yet. I'll wait for it to come out on DVD or something.
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| Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:07 am Post subject: Re: Where the Smam at? |
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| OscarWilde wrote: |
| ... And no, I have not seen the movie yet. I'll wait for it to come out on DVD or something. |
You aren't missing anything; it's just a couple of gay homosexual cowboys eating pudding.
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| Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:09 am Post subject: |
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Smam!
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- http://lowendmac.com/musings/03/0131.html
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<VanHalen>
Where has all the good smam gone?
</VanHalen>
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I heard that even small amounts of smam are highly unstable. Like anti-matter, only with polka dots. -- Mord
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OscarWilde
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| Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:43 am Post subject: Re: Where the Smam at? |
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| FondueDaredevil wrote: |
| OscarWilde wrote: |
| ... And no, I have not seen the movie yet. I'll wait for it to come out on DVD or something. |
You aren't missing anything; it's just a couple of gay homosexual cowboys eating pudding.
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Do you mean gay as in happy? Or gay as in gay? If it's the later, your statement is really redundant. None the less, thanks for the insight. I assumed it would be like 'Philadelphia' (is that the AIDS movie with Tom Hanks?) where it's just a whole lot of human drama and nothing else. If I want human drama, I just look at my own life. Don't need any thing else to remind me of human drama.
ANYWAY! SMAM!!!!!!
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OscarWilde
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<VanHalen>
Where has all the good smam gone?
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I'm almost ashamed to ask, but what you Van Halenism you referring too? I love Van Halen and it will be a mark of shame upon my soul if it's a reference to something I should know. 
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OscarWilde
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| AllYorBaseRBelong2Us wrote: |
Smam!
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Smam to you my smammy mighty AYB!
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Van Halen - Where Have All the Good Times Gone?
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Where have all the Smammers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the Smammers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the Smammers gone?
They're playing World of Warcraft, every one!
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?
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OscarWilde
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| Van Halen - Where Have All the Good Times Gone? |
Ah, okay. Well, then, I guess I'm just merely a fan of Eddie Van Halen's playing and not an actual fan of Van Halen as a total band. 
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Tell me why... can't this be smam?
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I heard that even small amounts of smam are highly unstable. Like anti-matter, only with polka dots. -- Mord
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OscarWilde
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| Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 8:52 am Post subject: |
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| Harbinger wrote: |
| Tell me why... can't this be smam? |
That's to easy now. 
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Oscar Wilde  : How do you know when it's smam
AYB : AYB can't tell you but it lasts forever
:How does it feel when it’s smam
:It’s just something you smam together
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AYB's favorite Vanhalen song.
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- http://lowendmac.com/musings/03/0131.html
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OscarWilde
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| AllYorBaseRBelong2Us wrote: |
Oscar Wilde : How do you know when it's smam
AYB : AYB can't tell you but it lasts forever
:How does it feel when it’s smam
:It’s just something you smam together
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AYB's favorite Vanhalen song.
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Well, at least you're keeping with the SmamBack Mountain trend. Good for you. Although I don't swing that way bud...
...I'll meet you by the river bend where you have a clear view of the snow capped trees on the peaks of SmamBack Mountain. Nice and quiet, and the sun looks really nice with it rises over the peak. Romantic. 
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Well, at least you're keeping with the SmamBack Mountain trend. Good for you. Although I don't swing that way bud...
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NOYUO! 
Anyways, that was meant to be a conversation about the meaning of smam, not some weird homoeroticism.
Smam != gay.
indeed.
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This and other statistics can be culled from Jeremy Reimer's Personal Computer Market Share: 1975-2002, a very impressive piece of information gathering. The numbers tell some very interesting stories.
- http://lowendmac.com/musings/03/0131.html
Man, I need to get out more. You know smam is getting to you when you go to a canadian restaurant and start wondering about moose cock. -OscarWilde
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OscarWilde
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Well, at least you're keeping with the SmamBack Mountain trend. Good for you. Although I don't swing that way bud...
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NOYUO!
Anyways, that was meant to be a conversation about the meaning of smam, not some weird homoeroticism.
Smam != gay.
indeed.
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AWWW.... I like it when they play hard to get... 
p.s. smam can mean whatever it is to anyone provided it's silly. So smam can be gay as long as it's silly. IMO.
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AllYorBaseRBelong2Us
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Sillyhead,
anyways, AYB must smam more.
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- http://lowendmac.com/musings/03/0131.html
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| Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:28 am Post subject: |
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Ah, okay. Well, then, I guess I'm just merely a fan of Eddie Van Halen's playing and not an actual fan of Van Halen as a total band.
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I'm mostly a fan of all past and present and future members of Van Halen shutting their noise holes.
I suspect it's because of overexposure from the local (crappy) radio stations, but that's just a suspicion.
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| ...I'll meet you by the river bend where you have a clear view of the snow capped trees on the peaks of SmamBack Mountain. Nice and quiet, and the sun looks really nice with it rises over the peak. Romantic. |
Sword fight!
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