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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:04 pm    Post subject: Before you register that domain name... Reply with quote

These organizations did not think carefully:

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1) Who Represents?, a database for agencies that represent the rich and famous:
http://www.whorepresents.com

2) Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange
advice and views:
http://www.expertsexchange.com

3) Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:
http://www.penisland.net

4) Need a therapist?
http://www.therapistfinder.com

5) Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
http://www.molestationnursery.com

6) Gas central heating anyone?
http://www.gasheating.co.uk

7) New to Milan and you need electric light? Why not sign up on-line with
Power-Gen?
http://www.powergenitalia.com

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Before you register that domain name... Reply with quote

the twinkster wrote:
These organizations did not think carefully:

Quote:
1) Who Represents?, a database for agencies that represent the rich and famous:
http://www.whorepresents.com

2) Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange
advice and views:
http://www.expertsexchange.com

3) Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:
http://www.penisland.net

4) Need a therapist?
http://www.therapistfinder.com

5) Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
http://www.molestationnursery.com

6) Gas central heating anyone?
http://www.gasheating.co.uk

7) New to Milan and you need electric light? Why not sign up on-line with
Power-Gen?
http://www.powergenitalia.com


"The Power Genitalia from Penis Land" sounds like a wacky porn title. Or perhaps a band name? Yeah, definately a band. I bet their debut album would be killer.


I don't really get gasheating.co.uk though, Gash eating? Doesn't really make any sense, so I don't see where the confusion lies. The rest though, hilarious. (I've occasionally given expert's exchange's url a chuckle. Smile )
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Gash" can be a crude term for female genitals, oh innocent HitScan. Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for clearing that up, pig.







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Yeah I didn't actually get the gash one until you put it that way Magus. Wonderful post Twink!
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, that Expert sex change whores up google all the time, when I'm looking for answers to tech questions.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll take "TheRapist" for $500, Alex!
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll have to ask you... about the Penis Mightier
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread WROX!

it needs it's own award.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

heh, nice, very nice...

And I didn't get the gasheating one, either.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Magus wrote:
"Gash" can be a crude term for female genitals, oh innocent HitScan. Smile


I see. I was only getting the Gash == nasty cut reference, which made no sense. (Vampire pr0n?)

Now it makes much more sense. Also, I'm thinking about extending my band name to The Gash Eating Power Genitalia From Penis Land. Maybe it should be an orchestra to justify the long name. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, there is a lot of us here that didn't get 'gash' (including me). So the question is, where did this word originate from and where is it commonly used? The thing is, some of guys are in the same state (even city, I think) as Magus, so that's even more odd. Plus, IMO, 'gash', just don't sound proper even as a crude word for vagina. I prefer, 'poo-na-nee', which just sounds funny too.

'I'm gonna go get me some gash tonight boys!'
'what? you want gas?'
'no, gash, sweet sweet gash.'
'dood, gas never smells sweet no matter what you eat.'
'gash you fucking bastard. gash!!!'
'peptobismol?'
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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"The Power Genitalia from Penis Land" sounds like a wacky porn title. Or perhaps a band name? Yeah, definately a band. I bet their debut album would be killer.


No, quite obviously the name of the album would be Molestation Nursery
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

AYB got every reference above, as he comes from the Oscar Wilde School of Dirty Minds.

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I didn't get it either. Also I think it's http://www.experts-exchange.com not http://www.expertsexchange.com If they have the latter as a "you can also get there from here link it just redirects to the first one.

/me shrugs
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gash

Not all that odd, Wilde, I'm the freak of our little group. Wink

For origin, a gash is usually a largish hole in you... For common usage, it's used where you'd use "cunt" and considered equally offensive.

Next question, please. Very Happy
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The C word is only worse if only by virtue of the fact that most people know what you are reffering to when you use it Very Happy
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Magus wrote:
Not all that odd, Wilde, I'm the freak of our little group. Wink


If by freak you mean you spend too much time watching pornos* and are far too fluent in urban speak then yeah.
















*Why aren't you sharing with anyone? Razz Not that I'd want any.
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kingpinmc wrote:
*Why aren't you sharing with anyone? Razz Not that I'd want any.

Your wife doesn't read this forum. You don't have to lie! Wink
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