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OscarWilde
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I'm gonna steel me some lampposts for me drug habit.
Gotta love some of the shit man pulls. LOL 
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OscarWilde
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Lets fight naked while I wear girlie clothes to prove we're elite soldiers!
That's got to take the cake for weird news for the week. Damn! 
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Jeremy Reimer
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I like this thread. Please continue!
EDIT: That second link was kind of depressing though. 
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| Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 9:42 pm Post subject: |
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Never before have I seen so much naked man-ass.
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| Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:25 am Post subject: |
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| Never before have I seen so much naked man-ass. |
There is now a pyschological brick wall between me and that link. I shall never know the mysteries of naked man ass in drag having a beat down-drag out fight.
Thank Goodness.
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OscarWilde
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| Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:37 am Post subject: |
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| HitScan wrote: |
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| Never before have I seen so much naked man-ass. |
There is now a pyschological brick wall between me and that link. I shall never know the mysteries of naked man ass in drag having a beat down-drag out fight.
Thank Goodness.
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Duffman was being sarcastic, I think. Unless the homophobia is so potent that even heavily pixelated blurry image of a man's ass makes one question their sexuality or something.  
Seriously, if I thought the news contained images that were unsafe, i.e. nudity of any sort, I'd have put, 'NSFW'. I'd read the article just to understand how fucked up the situation was.
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OscarWilde
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| Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:44 am Post subject: |
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I went and took a look at the article again. Had Duffman not said anything, I was completely unaware of any actual view of the ass. I guess I knew it was there, but I didn't focus on it.
There is that censored pixel thingy they do, but it's for the man sausage. That you can't even tell at all. Unless one of you guys have a penis that looks like a bunch of blurry black and grey squares. In which cause, I'd HIGHLY recommend going to a urologist immediately. It just ain't natural.
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| Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:06 am Post subject: |
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| OscarWilde wrote: |
| HitScan wrote: |
| DuffMan wrote: |
| Never before have I seen so much naked man-ass. |
There is now a pyschological brick wall between me and that link. I shall never know the mysteries of naked man ass in drag having a beat down-drag out fight.
Thank Goodness.
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Duffman was being sarcastic, I think. Unless the homophobia is so potent that even heavily pixelated blurry image of a man's ass makes one question their sexuality or something.
Seriously, if I thought the news contained images that were unsafe, i.e. nudity of any sort, I'd have put, 'NSFW'. I'd read the article just to understand how fucked up the situation was.
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Well, I wasn't really interested in clicking the link anyway, it sounded like a couple of dick-measurers having a bad day, which is amusing occasionally, but it's all the same old shit. Plus, your "kind of depressing, though" solidified my position.
Duffman however, opened a new door to me, a door that allows one to disavow any interest whatsoever using the tried-and-true method of homophobia to proven comedic effect. Boldy therein I stepped.
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OscarWilde
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| Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:41 am Post subject: |
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Duffman however, opened a new door to me, a door that allows one to disavow any interest whatsoever using the tried-and-true method of homophobia to proven comedic effect. Boldy therein I stepped. |
Yeah, it's why I couldn't help myself either. Homophobia can open the door to much amusement too.
But really, you need to click the link because this story has to take the cake of all time beta alpha male rituals. That, or you have access to weird stories that I don't. In which case I demand you hand the links over to me.
Here is an excerpt of the link, just to give you an idea of how odd the whole thing is (I don't think it's depressing):
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Twelve soldiers who had just finished their 32-week commando training were alleged to have taken part in the initiation ritual, while around 40 other marines - also stripped naked - watched.
The fight appears to have been "directed" by two non-commissioned officers. One was dressed in a surgeon's outfit, the other dressed as a schoolgirl. |
Honestly, if a bunch of guys, trained to be efficient killers, and were part of some elite military force, and they felt the peer pressure to demean themselves while their superiors were dressed in school girl attire, I'd say they deserve it. If I were an elite solider, trained to kill a man in many ways, including the method of choking a man with crustless bread, shit, I'd think peer pressure would not be a problem. If the peer try's to put pressure on me, there would be a whole lot of dead peers.
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Except that they're all so trained.
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| Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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Did u guys watch the video?
That was the instance of copious amounts of man-ass to which i was referring.
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OscarWilde
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| Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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Did u guys watch the video?
That was the instance of copious amounts of man-ass to which i was referring. |
There is a video?
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OscarWilde
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| Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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| http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml |
Whoa. Now that's depressing. Good grief. All these alpha beta male rituals have always been lame, and this is just one of them. *sigh*
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