View previous topic :: View next topic |
Author |
Message |
Jeremy Reimer
King of Canada 1st Lord of the Admiralty


Joined: 01 Aug 2002
Posts: 7834
Location: 789-M

|
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:56 pm Post subject: |
 |
|
Quote: |
How the hell do they walk?!
|
By removing the inflatable balloons from under their sweaters first?
_________________
"Those afraid of the universe as it really is, those who pretend to nonexistent knowledge and envision a Cosmos centered on human beings will prefer the fleeting comforts of superstition. They avoid rather than confront the world. But those with the courage to explore the weave and structure of the Cosmos, even where it differs profoundly from their wishes and prejudices, will penetrate its deepest mysteries."
-- Carl Sagan
"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord
"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named
|
|
Back to top |
|
 |
MasterOfTheHat
Commander


Joined: 11 Aug 2004
Posts: 794
Location: In a galaxy far, far, far, far, really really far away...

|
Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 2:19 pm Post subject: |
 |
|
![]()
For anyone interested...
I def want the Gimli pic in there...
_________________
For my fellow OSYers - You know you're addicted to programming when:"The people you respect most you have never physically seen or spoken to, but you always bow to their knowledge."
*Quantum physics texts are an excellent source of 100% of the recommended daily alowance of "WTF!?!" - HitScan
support.microsoft's cause for a 0x0000007f STOP error:
"• Your computer has hardware or software problems. " |
|
Back to top |
|
 |
Thundar
Insert Custom Title Here Commodore


Joined: 25 Jan 2002
Posts: 4525
Location: Fugue Plane, South Side

|
Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 2:29 pm Post subject: |
 |
|
May need to be resized a little...
![]()
_________________
In theory, practice and theory are the same. In practice, they are not.
MasterOfTheHat wrote: |
Well, if you'd quit sacrificing the virgins and screwing the livestock, you wouldn't be in such a predicament!
|
if you are wondering what smam is, just stick around, it is more a sort of zen than something that a mere definition with mortal words cannot comprehend. You will get the picture of what smam is in short order. It will change your life! -Smamta Clause
|
|
Back to top |
|
 |
Harbinger
Dread Pirate Rear Admiral


Joined: 27 Feb 2001
Posts: 5786
Location: Behind the keyboard, duh...

|
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 8:08 pm Post subject: |
 |
|
Damn, it looks like Yoda is actually smiling there. 
_________________
Gaah. I don’t tend to bother about slashdot, because quite frankly, the whole _point_ of slashdot is to have this big public wanking session with people getting together and making their own “insightful” comment on any random topic, whether they know anything about it or not. -- Linus Torvalds, 20 Aug 2005
I heard that even small amounts of smam are highly unstable. Like anti-matter, only with polka dots. -- Mord
I don't make up rumors, I just falsify them. -- HitScan
Pentium-M eats G4 alive so quickly that the G4 is still breathing when the P-M shits it out. End of story. -- Hat Monster |
|
Back to top |
|
 |
Thundar
Insert Custom Title Here Commodore


Joined: 25 Jan 2002
Posts: 4525
Location: Fugue Plane, South Side

|
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 8:12 pm Post subject: |
 |
|
Harbinger wrote: |
Damn, it looks like Yoda is actually smiling there.  |
He'd be smiling more if he had a better beer in his hand...
_________________
In theory, practice and theory are the same. In practice, they are not.
MasterOfTheHat wrote: |
Well, if you'd quit sacrificing the virgins and screwing the livestock, you wouldn't be in such a predicament!
|
if you are wondering what smam is, just stick around, it is more a sort of zen than something that a mere definition with mortal words cannot comprehend. You will get the picture of what smam is in short order. It will change your life! -Smamta Clause
|
|
Back to top |
|
 |
Harbinger
Dread Pirate Rear Admiral


Joined: 27 Feb 2001
Posts: 5786
Location: Behind the keyboard, duh...

|
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 8:22 pm Post subject: |
 |
|
Thundar wrote: |
Harbinger wrote: |
Damn, it looks like Yoda is actually smiling there.  |
He'd be smiling more if he had a better beer in his hand...
|
/me squints
I can't make it out -- what is it?
_________________
Gaah. I don’t tend to bother about slashdot, because quite frankly, the whole _point_ of slashdot is to have this big public wanking session with people getting together and making their own “insightful” comment on any random topic, whether they know anything about it or not. -- Linus Torvalds, 20 Aug 2005
I heard that even small amounts of smam are highly unstable. Like anti-matter, only with polka dots. -- Mord
I don't make up rumors, I just falsify them. -- HitScan
Pentium-M eats G4 alive so quickly that the G4 is still breathing when the P-M shits it out. End of story. -- Hat Monster
|
|
Back to top |
|
 |
Thundar
Insert Custom Title Here Commodore


Joined: 25 Jan 2002
Posts: 4525
Location: Fugue Plane, South Side

|
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 8:29 pm Post subject: |
 |
|
Harbinger wrote: |
Thundar wrote: |
Harbinger wrote: |
Damn, it looks like Yoda is actually smiling there.  |
He'd be smiling more if he had a better beer in his hand...
|
/me squints
I can't make it out -- what is it?
|
Coors Light
_________________
In theory, practice and theory are the same. In practice, they are not.
MasterOfTheHat wrote: |
Well, if you'd quit sacrificing the virgins and screwing the livestock, you wouldn't be in such a predicament!
|
if you are wondering what smam is, just stick around, it is more a sort of zen than something that a mere definition with mortal words cannot comprehend. You will get the picture of what smam is in short order. It will change your life! -Smamta Clause
|
|
Back to top |
|
 |
MasterOfTheHat
Commander


Joined: 11 Aug 2004
Posts: 794
Location: In a galaxy far, far, far, far, really really far away...

|
Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 6:27 am Post subject: |
 |
|
/me pokes Jeremy with a long stick...
_________________
For my fellow OSYers - You know you're addicted to programming when:"The people you respect most you have never physically seen or spoken to, but you always bow to their knowledge."
*Quantum physics texts are an excellent source of 100% of the recommended daily alowance of "WTF!?!" - HitScan
support.microsoft's cause for a 0x0000007f STOP error:
"• Your computer has hardware or software problems. " |
|
Back to top |
|
 |
Dvixen
Sugar standards in exported confectionaries Minister Captain


Joined: 05 Dec 2002
Posts: 1164

|
Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 10:35 am Post subject: |
 |
|
Thundar wrote: |
Harbinger wrote: |
Thundar wrote: |
Harbinger wrote: |
Damn, it looks like Yoda is actually smiling there.  |
He'd be smiling more if he had a better beer in his hand...
|
/me squints
I can't make it out -- what is it?
|
Coors Light
|
That's not a smile, that's a "I can kill them for giving me such a pissy beer, right?" look.
_________________
You must be this <--------------------------------------------------> funny to post here.
|
|
Back to top |
|
 |
HitScan
More portable than j00 Rear Admiral


Joined: 01 Mar 2001
Posts: 5698
Location: in.us

|
Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 10:40 am Post subject: |
 |
|
MasterOfTheHat wrote: |
/me pokes Jeremy with a long stick... |
No shit, someone must use that 1UP avatar. Or turn it into a :1up: smiley. Or WTH, both!
_________________
My mind's slacking process has real-time priority.
A kernel is only as strong as its weakest Interrupt Service Routine.
"I was going to write my congressman, but I can't find my checkbook." - /. poster
"Wiffleball bats are good, because they can be retrofitted with lead pipes." - Harbinger
|
|
Back to top |
|
 |
Magus
Tolkien Loremaster Vice Admiral


Joined: 17 Aug 2001
Posts: 9521
Location: On the Stairway to Heaven.

|
Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 6:25 pm Post subject: |
 |
|
So I went through all that hell to beat Bowser, and all I get is a "Thank you, Mario"?!
AW HELL NAW!

_________________
<Paolo|Work> anything that has to do with Java is by definition stupid
1 The Network is my domain, I shall not want; 2 though it makes me wait upon collision, it leads me to the Internet; 3 it restores my connection. It leads me in paths of hypertext transfer for google's sake. 4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of power failures, I fear no data corruption; for backups art with me; thy UPS and thy status light, they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of my enemies; thou anointest my CD-R with BurnProof, my buffer never underflows. 6 Surely good deals and pr0n shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the Datacenter for ever.
-HitScan
Wilde is a 4' chinese man in a bright pink tutu, lime green pimp hat with peacock feathers, and a purple feather boa, wearing tissue stuffed snakeskin combat boots, holding a gun bigger than he is, smoking a cigarette in the parking garage, trying to look menacing while pouting and head banging to Godsmack I stand alone |
|
Back to top |
|
 |
Jeremy Reimer
King of Canada 1st Lord of the Admiralty


Joined: 01 Aug 2002
Posts: 7834
Location: 789-M

|
Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 7:13 pm Post subject: |
 |
|
Actually that 1up gif is pretty awesome.
_________________
"Those afraid of the universe as it really is, those who pretend to nonexistent knowledge and envision a Cosmos centered on human beings will prefer the fleeting comforts of superstition. They avoid rather than confront the world. But those with the courage to explore the weave and structure of the Cosmos, even where it differs profoundly from their wishes and prejudices, will penetrate its deepest mysteries."
-- Carl Sagan
"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord
"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named |
|
Back to top |
|
 |
HitScan
More portable than j00 Rear Admiral


Joined: 01 Mar 2001
Posts: 5698
Location: in.us

|
Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 7:17 pm Post subject: |
 |
|
I sava you, now youra my bitch. It'sa bang time!
_________________
My mind's slacking process has real-time priority.
A kernel is only as strong as its weakest Interrupt Service Routine.
"I was going to write my congressman, but I can't find my checkbook." - /. poster
"Wiffleball bats are good, because they can be retrofitted with lead pipes." - Harbinger |
|
Back to top |
|
 |
MasterOfTheHat
Commander


Joined: 11 Aug 2004
Posts: 794
Location: In a galaxy far, far, far, far, really really far away...

|
Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 6:49 am Post subject: |
 |
|
Jeremy Reimer wrote: |
Actually that 1up gif is pretty awesome. |
<yoda>So, add them you did? Or beat you like tauntaun we must? *sips beer*</yoda>
_________________
For my fellow OSYers - You know you're addicted to programming when:"The people you respect most you have never physically seen or spoken to, but you always bow to their knowledge."
*Quantum physics texts are an excellent source of 100% of the recommended daily alowance of "WTF!?!" - HitScan
support.microsoft's cause for a 0x0000007f STOP error:
"• Your computer has hardware or software problems. "
|
|
Back to top |
|
 |
Thundar
Insert Custom Title Here Commodore


Joined: 25 Jan 2002
Posts: 4525
Location: Fugue Plane, South Side

|
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 5:40 pm Post subject: |
 |
|
w00t!`
_________________
In theory, practice and theory are the same. In practice, they are not.
MasterOfTheHat wrote: |
Well, if you'd quit sacrificing the virgins and screwing the livestock, you wouldn't be in such a predicament!
|
if you are wondering what smam is, just stick around, it is more a sort of zen than something that a mere definition with mortal words cannot comprehend. You will get the picture of what smam is in short order. It will change your life! -Smamta Clause
|
|
Back to top |
|
 |
AllYorBaseRBelong2Us
Infernal Smam Lord Vice Admiral


Joined: 25 Feb 2001
Posts: 9707
Location: Gaurding the toenail clipper bag that holds you all!

|
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:34 pm Post subject: |
 |
|
Silly Thundar!

_________________
This and other statistics can be culled from Jeremy Reimer's Personal Computer Market Share: 1975-2002, a very impressive piece of information gathering. The numbers tell some very interesting stories.
- http://lowendmac.com/musings/03/0131.html
Man, I need to get out more. You know smam is getting to you when you go to a canadian restaurant and start wondering about moose cock. -OscarWilde  |
|
Back to top |
|
 |
MasterOfTheHat
Commander


Joined: 11 Aug 2004
Posts: 794
Location: In a galaxy far, far, far, far, really really far away...

|
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:51 pm Post subject: |
 |
|
Sweetness! Thanks, JR
_________________
For my fellow OSYers - You know you're addicted to programming when:"The people you respect most you have never physically seen or spoken to, but you always bow to their knowledge."
*Quantum physics texts are an excellent source of 100% of the recommended daily alowance of "WTF!?!" - HitScan
support.microsoft's cause for a 0x0000007f STOP error:
"• Your computer has hardware or software problems. " |
|
Back to top |
|
 |
Harbinger
Dread Pirate Rear Admiral


Joined: 27 Feb 2001
Posts: 5786
Location: Behind the keyboard, duh...

|
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:49 am Post subject: |
 |
|
Gotta do it...


_________________
Gaah. I don’t tend to bother about slashdot, because quite frankly, the whole _point_ of slashdot is to have this big public wanking session with people getting together and making their own “insightful” comment on any random topic, whether they know anything about it or not. -- Linus Torvalds, 20 Aug 2005
I heard that even small amounts of smam are highly unstable. Like anti-matter, only with polka dots. -- Mord
I don't make up rumors, I just falsify them. -- HitScan
Pentium-M eats G4 alive so quickly that the G4 is still breathing when the P-M shits it out. End of story. -- Hat Monster |
|
Back to top |
|
 |
Riso
Commodore


Joined: 28 Feb 2001
Posts: 3019

|
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:40 am Post subject: |
 |
|
That's pretty creative.
_________________
Miss Congeniality
"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways Lord Reimer, your sad devotion to that ancient OS have not helped you conjure up the Guru Meditation or given you clarvoyance enough to find 1% marketshare"
- FondueDaredevil
"[...] we view customers as complete morons that will never catch on and [...] we're lying to them all the time."
- Gabe Newell |
|
Back to top |
|
 |
HitScan
More portable than j00 Rear Admiral


Joined: 01 Mar 2001
Posts: 5698
Location: in.us

|
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:45 am Post subject: |
 |
|
Riso wrote: |
That's pretty creative. |
It even appears to have a little (R) in it. That's what really makes it work. 
_________________
My mind's slacking process has real-time priority.
A kernel is only as strong as its weakest Interrupt Service Routine.
"I was going to write my congressman, but I can't find my checkbook." - /. poster
"Wiffleball bats are good, because they can be retrofitted with lead pipes." - Harbinger
|
|
Back to top |
|
 |
Dvixen
Sugar standards in exported confectionaries Minister Captain


Joined: 05 Dec 2002
Posts: 1164

|
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:48 pm Post subject: |
 |
|
I demand this as a new smiley!
_________________
You must be this <--------------------------------------------------> funny to post here. |
|
Back to top |
|
 |
Jeremy Reimer
King of Canada 1st Lord of the Admiralty


Joined: 01 Aug 2002
Posts: 7834
Location: 789-M

|
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:59 pm Post subject: |
 |
|
: bananaparty :

_________________
"Those afraid of the universe as it really is, those who pretend to nonexistent knowledge and envision a Cosmos centered on human beings will prefer the fleeting comforts of superstition. They avoid rather than confront the world. But those with the courage to explore the weave and structure of the Cosmos, even where it differs profoundly from their wishes and prejudices, will penetrate its deepest mysteries."
-- Carl Sagan
"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord
"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named |
|
Back to top |
|
 |
Dvixen
Sugar standards in exported confectionaries Minister Captain


Joined: 05 Dec 2002
Posts: 1164

|
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 8:29 am Post subject: |
 |
|
Woohoo
(Why did I just get a cookie request from ars?)

_________________
You must be this <--------------------------------------------------> funny to post here. |
|
Back to top |
|
 |
Harbinger
Dread Pirate Rear Admiral


Joined: 27 Feb 2001
Posts: 5786
Location: Behind the keyboard, duh...

|
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 1:48 pm Post subject: |
 |
|
Ho.
Ly.
Skittles.

_________________
Gaah. I don’t tend to bother about slashdot, because quite frankly, the whole _point_ of slashdot is to have this big public wanking session with people getting together and making their own “insightful” comment on any random topic, whether they know anything about it or not. -- Linus Torvalds, 20 Aug 2005
I heard that even small amounts of smam are highly unstable. Like anti-matter, only with polka dots. -- Mord
I don't make up rumors, I just falsify them. -- HitScan
Pentium-M eats G4 alive so quickly that the G4 is still breathing when the P-M shits it out. End of story. -- Hat Monster |
|
Back to top |
|
 |
Dvixen
Sugar standards in exported confectionaries Minister Captain


Joined: 05 Dec 2002
Posts: 1164

|
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:22 am Post subject: |
 |
|
*goes off to make Harbinger do that for linking to Ars and causing cookies to pop up. 
_________________
You must be this <--------------------------------------------------> funny to post here. |
|
Back to top |
|
 |
|