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Jeremy Reimer · Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2002 12:55 pm Post subject: Welcome Deaf Wiggle!

Welcome to OSY, home of the Holy Smam, home of the INDEED! and teh best site on teh IntarWeb!

Here's DW's profile: clickywiggly

I'm extending this special welcome because DW is actually a guy I knew and worked with several years ago, and thanks to the magic of BLAST CAPACITY INTARWEB, we've gotten in contact again. Ask him about The Barber Shop, or LMADs.

I have a whole bunch of Barber Shop stuff archived somewhere that I'll post if I ever find it. A bunch of really silly stuff, involving armadillo-crushing and jello-statue-of-Kim-Basinger-worshipping and other nonsense.
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-- Carl Sagan

"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord

"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named

longmarch · Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:03 pm Post subject:

Welcome Dark Wiggle! Indeed!

Edit:

Er, I thing Fondue Daredevil has me confused. I'll try again:

Welcome Deaf Wiggle!

Harbinger · Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:31 pm Post subject:

To our planet, welcome. Wink

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I heard that even small amounts of smam are highly unstable. Like anti-matter, only with polka dots. -- Mord

I don't make up rumors, I just falsify them. -- HitScan

Pentium-M eats G4 alive so quickly that the G4 is still breathing when the P-M shits it out. End of story. -- Hat Monster

Magus · Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2002 2:12 pm Post subject:

Ugh. Frames. Oh well, it's all good. Welcome DW!
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<Paolo|Work> anything that has to do with Java is by definition stupid

1 The Network is my domain, I shall not want; 2 though it makes me wait upon collision, it leads me to the Internet; 3 it restores my connection. It leads me in paths of hypertext transfer for google's sake. 4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of power failures, I fear no data corruption; for backups art with me; thy UPS and thy status light, they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of my enemies; thou anointest my CD-R with BurnProof, my buffer never underflows. 6 Surely good deals and pr0n shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the Datacenter for ever.
-HitScan

Wilde is a 4' chinese man in a bright pink tutu, lime green pimp hat with peacock feathers, and a purple feather boa, wearing tissue stuffed snakeskin combat boots, holding a gun bigger than he is, smoking a cigarette in the parking garage, trying to look menacing while pouting and head banging to Godsmack I stand alone

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us · Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2002 3:04 pm Post subject:

It is not an official OSY welcome until the Mighty AYB himself welcomes you.

so Welcome DW. Welcome to the land of smam!

Cheesy smile

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This and other statistics can be culled from Jeremy Reimer's Personal Computer Market Share: 1975-2002, a very impressive piece of information gathering. The numbers tell some very interesting stories.
- http://lowendmac.com/musings/03/0131.html

Man, I need to get out more. You know smam is getting to you when you go to a canadian restaurant and start wondering about moose cock. -OscarWilde Smile

HitScan · Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2002 5:07 pm Post subject:

It appears that what we have here is an example of the ever presernt "anti-postwhore" i.e. He gets a big introduction, a howdy hullabaloo, and has zero posts. Such will power! Others would have 150 posts by now, or would have spontaneously combusted. Very Happy

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DeAthe · Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2002 8:44 pm Post subject:

I think this is appropriate here.

TIMMY!

GOBBLES!

'Sup wiggly one?
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FondueDaredevil · Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2002 9:41 pm Post subject:

Magus · Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 1:26 am Post subject:

Pssst, Wiggle, you're s'posed to post as much as possible here. So get to it, man! Very Happy

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<Paolo|Work> anything that has to do with Java is by definition stupid

1 The Network is my domain, I shall not want; 2 though it makes me wait upon collision, it leads me to the Internet; 3 it restores my connection. It leads me in paths of hypertext transfer for google's sake. 4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of power failures, I fear no data corruption; for backups art with me; thy UPS and thy status light, they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of my enemies; thou anointest my CD-R with BurnProof, my buffer never underflows. 6 Surely good deals and pr0n shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the Datacenter for ever.
-HitScan

Wilde is a 4' chinese man in a bright pink tutu, lime green pimp hat with peacock feathers, and a purple feather boa, wearing tissue stuffed snakeskin combat boots, holding a gun bigger than he is, smoking a cigarette in the parking garage, trying to look menacing while pouting and head banging to Godsmack I stand alone

Evil Merlin · Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 4:18 am Post subject:

Yeah Smam like the best of us!

Socrates · Captain Joined: 27 Feb 2001 Posts: 2941

indeed :idea:

Thundar · Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2002 8:18 am Post subject:

Word...
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Jeremy Reimer · Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2002 9:03 am Post subject:

Bumpage, because I saw he was browsing the forum.

Come on little wormy! Come out and play!
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"Those afraid of the universe as it really is, those who pretend to nonexistent knowledge and envision a Cosmos centered on human beings will prefer the fleeting comforts of superstition. They avoid rather than confront the world. But those with the courage to explore the weave and structure of the Cosmos, even where it differs profoundly from their wishes and prejudices, will penetrate its deepest mysteries."
-- Carl Sagan

"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord

"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named

Socrates · Captain Joined: 27 Feb 2001 Posts: 2941

Welcome... Twisted Evil

Imitation Gruel · Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2002 12:35 am Post subject:

Abandon your logic and your despair, all ye who enter here, for they do not apply within these bounds. Laughing

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OscarWilde · Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2002 1:47 am Post subject:

If you entered and found a world of smam,
would you tremble with glee or rather flee?
If you would rather flee, please wait and hear my plea.
I enticed you here so that you could hear,
the color of the smam and details of our trolling plans.
Fear not the mighty AYB, or even the evil IG
Some of us here are linux fans, other says they are loony hams.
Some of us here are maclot monkeys, some say we have-a-lot of money.
(How else can one afford a Mac?)
Most here use windows, I doubt anyone here uses Lindows.
So yes we smam, indeed we smam.
Fa la la la la , la la la lah!
So jolly is the color of smam, so merry is the sound of smam,
fa la la la la, la la la lah!
I don't know why i have an x'mas tune stuck in my head, maybe i should try a metal tune instead.
Enter Smamman, my friend of smammery, where ever i may smam, of wolf and smam, nothing else smams.
...and justice for all trolls, the shortest smam, the frayed ends of smammity, Smam.
For whom the smam trolls, the creeping smam, and the call of smamtulu.
The four smammen, seek and smam, no remorse, so jump into smam.
/me takes out guitar and rips into a e minor smammonic solo
Fa la la la la, la la la lah!
Oops, that was so silly of me, it was almost, one would say, smammy of me.
Indeed is a shorter way, indeed is after all quite the smammy call.

.... okay i'm tired. I tried. Razz

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Jeremy Reimer · Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2002 6:59 am Post subject:

Great poem, OW!
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"Those afraid of the universe as it really is, those who pretend to nonexistent knowledge and envision a Cosmos centered on human beings will prefer the fleeting comforts of superstition. They avoid rather than confront the world. But those with the courage to explore the weave and structure of the Cosmos, even where it differs profoundly from their wishes and prejudices, will penetrate its deepest mysteries."
-- Carl Sagan

"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord

"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named

Mord · Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2002 7:45 am Post subject:

Let's party like its 1999...............again. Stoned stupidity

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I note that you don't have any OSY member quotes in your sig. - the twinkster
Nonsense. "Bias" is people whom don't agree with me. - FondueDaredevil

Gabe: I wish you weren't a fucking liar.
Tycho: I'm not a liar.
Gabe: Well, I wish you didn't lie.

longmarch · Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2002 8:41 am Post subject:

Mord · Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2002 8:45 am Post subject:

It just felt.....................right.*

*by the way, am I the only one here that thinks that Ellen is totally hot? I think I'll make a wallpaper with her in it. It almost like she's getting ready for the money shot.....
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Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God. - Superintendant Pang, Lashou shentan (a.k.a. Hard-Boiled)
I note that you don't have any OSY member quotes in your sig. - the twinkster
Nonsense. "Bias" is people whom don't agree with me. - FondueDaredevil

Gabe: I wish you weren't a fucking liar.
Tycho: I'm not a liar.
Gabe: Well, I wish you didn't lie.

longmarch · Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2002 8:53 am Post subject:

Mord · Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2002 9:15 am Post subject:

Jailbait? How old is she?

As they say, "old enought to pee...."*

*Oh man, time to STFU. Also, these asterisk/comments are fucking annoying.....I should really quit it.
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Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God. - Superintendant Pang, Lashou shentan (a.k.a. Hard-Boiled)
I note that you don't have any OSY member quotes in your sig. - the twinkster
Nonsense. "Bias" is people whom don't agree with me. - FondueDaredevil

Gabe: I wish you weren't a fucking liar.
Tycho: I'm not a liar.
Gabe: Well, I wish you didn't lie.

Thundar · Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2002 10:11 am Post subject:

Old enough to crawl, she's in the right position.
Old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred...
Grass on the field, play ball. If not, turn her over and play in the mud.
Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.

And yes, I think Ellen is quite cute.
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Harbinger · Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2002 6:59 pm Post subject:

As I've stated previously, she looks an awful lot like my 12-year-old niece, therefore I do not think Ellen is a "hottie." But the main difference is that my niece can string together full sentences and can also operate a computer properly.
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Gaah. I don’t tend to bother about slashdot, because quite frankly, the whole _point_ of slashdot is to have this big public wanking session with people getting together and making their own “insightful” comment on any random topic, whether they know anything about it or not. -- Linus Torvalds, 20 Aug 2005

I heard that even small amounts of smam are highly unstable. Like anti-matter, only with polka dots. -- Mord

I don't make up rumors, I just falsify them. -- HitScan

Pentium-M eats G4 alive so quickly that the G4 is still breathing when the P-M shits it out. End of story. -- Hat Monster