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OscarWilde
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 Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:44 am Post subject: Some good news... |
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Not sure how my back injury had anything to do with god and evolution; but I'm quite flattered you all think I'm god, and with my intelligence designed evolution just so billions of years later you guys can smam about it. Ain't I just a benevolent fucker? I know you guys love me. 
Well, saw the doctor today. He said that my problem isn't to severe to warrant necessary surgery. I could do physiotherapy, which should be about 6 months (depending on fast I heal); but if that fails, I will have to do surgery and physiotherapy (rehab) after that.
Or, I could opt do surgery immediately, and once that's done I do physiotherapy: basically rehab as opposed to the type of physiotherapist I'd be doing if I didn't do surgery.
I told the doctor I'm pretty much sure I'm not going to do surgery. My doctor suggests that I do physiotherapy too, but he'd rather I be well informed of my choices first.
So tomorrow I see a pain specialist who will explain what he will do to reduce the pain so that I can do any physiotherapy, and basically will recommend the physiotherapy course I will be taking. And then on Wednesday (HK time) I'll be seeing a surgeon to discuss with him what surgery involves.
So that's good, provided I heal well. I'd like to point out that my injury was caused by what I did. It just didn't happen on it's own. Not sure why in the other thread someone got that idea. 
I'm pretty active and an outdoors type person. I like sports (playing, not watching); I love dancing when I go clubbing; and I love walking and hiking wear out boots really damn fast. Every physically active person I know has some injury, and pretty all of them I know go on being physically active after their injury has been 'cured' (for a lack of a better word). Look at Mord. I think he had a bad shoulder injury. Had to rehab, I believe, and I think he's back playing rugby. The same with Thundar whom I think also had some injury but kept at it.
I wasn't looking for pity or anything like that. Which I'm pretty sure all of you know and wasn't giving me any pity in the other thread. I appreciate that. I think I was just a bit bummed out at the time and needed to get it out of my system. Also, I was looking for people who have had similar experiences, or known anyone that did. Just looking for information for what I may have to deal with.
None the less, things seem to be looking good so far. And, again, thanks to those who did wish me well. I do appreciate it.
Cheers and I shall now return to burying bones of terrible lizards to confuse those who lack faith in me. 
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That's good news OW. I will do my best not to screw with this thread.
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| Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:51 am Post subject: |
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Good, Now OW can play on the OSY Softball team.
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OscarWilde
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Oh, and do me a favor and don't tell the Mighty AYB that I'm being a right devil and confusing the heathens of science. He gets upset and steals my cosmic toe nail clippers. Damn bastard (Mighty AYB) said lets play Black Hole, which is like playing cards, but not really, and always wins. Not sure how. I think he cheats.
And I'm not doing bad considering the nerve painkillers I'm on is making me dizzy and lose focus a bit. The aspirin isn't effecting my stomach to bad either.
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OscarWilde
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| That's good news OW. I will do my best not to screw with this thread. |
Oh, you can go ahead and screw with it, provided you play and win in 'Black Hole' - which is like poker, but not really - the hottest game every cosmic deity in the universe is playing. Only thing is that you have to be a cosmic deity first, and to do that you need to find a cosmic toe nail clipper and then go to the Mighty AYB and get blessings from him.
You think that's unfair? Then you haven't played Goldfish - oddly enough, similar to 'Black Hole', but not really - with AYB to really know what unfair means. Damn bastard (AYB) cheats!
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| Look at Mord. I think he had a bad shoulder injury. Had to rehab, I believe, and I think he's back playing rugby. |
I have a laundry list of things, including but not limited to a separated shoulder, several ankle sprains, a few broken fingers, occasional lower back problems, a ripped up knee (don't remember which one because they both give me trouble from time to time, I have to refer to photos to remember which one I actually wrecked), and my crowning achievement: a torn right bicep.
Do I regret any of it? Not on your fucking life. Will I keep doing it? Yes. Will my older self hate me? Probably.
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- http://lowendmac.com/musings/03/0131.html
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I actually wrote a little manifesto about why I play rugby. Its on my website, but some of the pages are fuxored right now because I spend too much time playing WoW and not enough time doing other computer stuff. So if I get it running and this thread is still active, I might post it.
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Good to hear, OW! Hope it all works out well for you.
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OscarWilde
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Do I regret any of it? Not on your fucking life. Will I keep doing it? Yes. Will my older self hate me? Probably. |
Hell. Fucking. Yeah. !!!. Can't write anything more to express how much I agree with you there. That's a pep talk to give to anyone who loves sports. You got me all pumped up and ready to go to the gym. Good thing I suspended my account for the month, cause I'd be stupid enough to go and risk fucking my spine even more.
You should be a coach when your body decides enough is enough. 
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The only thing I'm curious about is if it's okay for me to have sex. I've avoided it because, well, the pain before was pretty fucking bad and I can't move worth a damn for sex. I just recently got pain killers for my nerve, but that just dulls the pain. I could get my girl to be on top, but... would that be safe for my lower back? Not sure if my back can take on more violent blow (injury is lower back) without risking immediate surgery. I was tempted to ask the doctor, but I'm afraid he'd say no.
damn... 
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So..just ask the doctor. I mean, he can't say more than no, now can he?
Although, when you just lie down and let her do all the work I don't see how it should be bad for your lower back.
Increased blood circulation in that area can never a bad thing!
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OscarWilde
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So..just ask the doctor. I mean, he can't say more than no, now can he?
Although, when you just lie down and let her do all the work I don't see how it should be bad for your lower back.
Increased blood circulation in that area can never a bad thing! |
Have you ever been able to lie still and NOT move while you're underneath and the girl is ridding you like a horse? I know I can't. I'll see what happens and get back to you guys. Maybe even post pictures and video clips. 
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| I could get my girl to be on top, but... would that be safe for my lower back? |
Only if she's not a defensive tackle for the New England Patriots...
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| Have you ever been able to lie still and NOT move while you're underneath and the girl is ridding you like a horse? I know I can't. I'll see what happens and get back to you guys. Maybe even post pictures and video clips. |
Tell her to move slowly.
Dammit, do I have to think of everything?
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| OscarWilde wrote: |
| I could get my girl to be on top, but... would that be safe for my lower back? |
Only if she's not a defensive tackle for the New England Patriots...
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This is OW's fantasy, Thundar... not yours
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This time perhaps you should follow your therapy all the way through.*
Glad to hear there are no knives in your future.
*I'm thinking in the other thread you mentioned not doing some exercises in the past that would have helped prevent this. I could be wrong, I didn't check.
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So..just ask the doctor. I mean, he can't say more than no, now can he?
Although, when you just lie down and let her do all the work I don't see how it should be bad for your lower back.
Increased blood circulation in that area can never a bad thing! |
Have you ever been able to lie still and NOT move while you're underneath and the girl is ridding you like a horse? I know I can't. I'll see what happens and get back to you guys. Maybe even post pictures and video clips.
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What you need is a spinal board. Then she can tie you to it firmly and not only will you be able to lie still and not move, your spine will be unable to articulate. 
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| OscarWilde wrote: |
| Riso wrote: |
So..just ask the doctor. I mean, he can't say more than no, now can he?
Although, when you just lie down and let her do all the work I don't see how it should be bad for your lower back.
Increased blood circulation in that area can never a bad thing! |
Have you ever been able to lie still and NOT move while you're underneath and the girl is ridding you like a horse? I know I can't. I'll see what happens and get back to you guys. Maybe even post pictures and video clips.
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What you need is a spinal board. Then she can tie you to it firmly and not only will you be able to lie still and not move, your spine will be unable to articulate.
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Leave it to twink and the peripheral devices for sex.  
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Maxi Does Dallas?
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Mord
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| Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Mord wrote: |
Do I regret any of it? Not on your fucking life. Will I keep doing it? Yes. Will my older self hate me? Probably. |
Hell. Fucking. Yeah. !!!. Can't write anything more to express how much I agree with you there. That's a pep talk to give to anyone who loves sports. You got me all pumped up and ready to go to the gym. Good thing I suspended my account for the month, cause I'd be stupid enough to go and risk fucking my spine even more.
You should be a coach when your body decides enough is enough.
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I relunctantly took captain of my team, and I'll probably reluctantly accept a position on the staff when I decide to stop playing.
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What you need is a spinal board. Then she can tie you to it firmly and not only will you be able to lie still and not move, your spine will be unable to articulate |
Because this came from Twink, I find it
Sex is never a bad idea. Even if you hurt yourself doing it
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Good to hear your back is mendable without surgery, OW. That's always good news.
Now strap yourself to 1) a board and 2) an asian supermodel and go crazy!
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Good to hear your back is mendable without surgery, OW. That's always good news.
Now strap yourself to 1) a board and 2) an asian supermodel and go crazy! |
Don't forget the VIDEO!
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