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Imitation Gruel
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 7:56 pm Post subject: Perpetuating the Human Race |
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Read this article
I am at a loss for words.
Seriously.
This is beyond my comprehension.
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AlphaMeridian
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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I would be one pissed kid.
Anyway. There's a reason I want one, maybe two, MAX.
This only reinforces it.
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Thundar
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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MSNBC wrote: |
The baby’s father, former state legislator Jim Bob Duggar, sounded a bit tired <snip> |
Well hell, I wonder why!
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Imitation Gruel
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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I really *really* hope the husband's business continues making money, because otherwise, I have two extremely frightening words for these two fools:
College Tuition.

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Thundar
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 9:09 pm Post subject: |
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And I have one word:
Weddings.

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Well, if you'd quit sacrificing the virgins and screwing the livestock, you wouldn't be in such a predicament!
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if you are wondering what smam is, just stick around, it is more a sort of zen than something that a mere definition with mortal words cannot comprehend. You will get the picture of what smam is in short order. It will change your life! -Smamta Clause
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FondueDaredevil
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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Imitation Gruel wrote: |
I really *really* hope the husband's business continues making money, because otherwise, I have two extremely frightening words for these two fools:
College Tuition.
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My wife payed for hers entirely by herself. If they work hard (and they'll have to) they can get by.
Still sucks.
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Mord
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AnimeFreak
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2004 3:12 am Post subject: |
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My grandfather has 20 brothers and sisters. About half are still around and alive.
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 11:05 am Post subject: |
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Like the Math society tee-shirts at my school said: "Go Forth and Multiply."
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Imitation Gruel
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:48 am Post subject: |
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Sixteen, now.
I wonder if they're just trying for a world record. I wouldn't be surprised. |
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the twinkster
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:32 am Post subject: |
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All I have to say is: 
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Mord
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OscarWilde
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:29 am Post subject: |
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Mord, that is fucking funny!!! Too bad the censors would block it there.
Besides, what's the surprise? No more then a few decades ago were people having very large families. Granted it was done a long time ago because medical care wasn't very good and mortality rate at a young age was high. In this day and age where the avg. life span is constantly increasing, and medical care so good that most kids survive, it makes no sense at all.
Wow, i'm still smart when I'm buzzing of crappy beer. Woo hoo! 
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Jay
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:14 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah I was shocked when I heard about the lady having her 16th kid, but honestly if they are willing to support the children - who are we to say any different? I mean at least she isn't one of these welfare mothers pumping out kids for the sole purpose of increasing her monthly benefit check.
Still you've got to look at places like China and wonder just how long we'll be able to so freely procreate as we do. Sooner or later this planet will contain enough people that having more than 1 or 2 children simply will not be sustainable anymore. Of course this brings us into a situation involving government mandated birth control/abortions.... and it's probably just better not to go there despite the fact that that is likely going to be the case sooner or later. It kind of reminds me of all those sci-fi movies I've seen where couples are required to obtain some sort of license before they are allowed to breed  |
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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Jay wrote: |
Yeah I was shocked when I heard about the lady having her 16th kid, but honestly if they are willing to support the children - who are we to say any different? I mean at least she isn't one of these welfare mothers pumping out kids for the sole purpose of increasing her monthly benefit check.
Still you've got to look at places like China and wonder just how long we'll be able to so freely procreate as we do. Sooner or later this planet will contain enough people that having more than 1 or 2 children simply will not be sustainable anymore. Of course this brings us into a situation involving government mandated birth control/abortions.... and it's probably just better not to go there despite the fact that that is likely going to be the case sooner or later. It kind of reminds me of all those sci-fi movies I've seen where couples are required to obtain some sort of license before they are allowed to breed  |
Well, the thing about pressure is that at some point, everything explodes. Population density increases the chance for a disease to spread becomes faster. History shows that a single pandemic can kill 25 million to 50 million people in a year. And this is only ONE way population control occurs by nature. However, human nature can be even more destructive to humans then mother nature. So, really, it's just a matter of who gets to control our population first: mother nature or human nature. Wanna place bets?
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