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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:34 am Post subject: |
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when a dark man feels blue, does he feel dark blue?
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:35 am Post subject: |
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Thus it has begun!
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:35 am Post subject: |
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[size=38]How massive can I get?[/size]
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:36 am Post subject: |
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Will this work?
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:36 am Post subject: |
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[size=32]Does 32 work?[/size]
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:37 am Post subject: |
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Apparently not!
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:37 am Post subject: |
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You are teh king of SMAM!!!!
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:38 am Post subject: |
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I am teh king of smam! /
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:38 am Post subject: |
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so how much longer can you go?
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:39 am Post subject: |
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I once had sex with a woman for six hours straight
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:39 am Post subject: |
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damn, was you dick sore?
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:40 am Post subject: |
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heck ya it was! i couldn't walk around properly for a day.
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:40 am Post subject: |
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yikes!
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:40 am Post subject: |
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she told her friends i'm a sex god!
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:41 am Post subject: |
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did you ever sleep with her again?
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:41 am Post subject: |
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no she wasn't that good in bed
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:41 am Post subject: |
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oh
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:42 am Post subject: |
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yeah, its why i could stay up for so long. She wasn't good enough to get me to the point where i'd, you know...
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:42 am Post subject: |
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uh, i know what?
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:43 am Post subject: |
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DOH!
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if you are wondering what smam is, just stick around, it is more a sort of zen than something that a mere definition with mortal words cannot comprehend. You will get the picture of what smam is in short order. It will change your life! -Smamta Clause
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:43 am Post subject: |
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what happens to a man when he peaks during sex?
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:43 am Post subject: |
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oh! that must have sucked
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:44 am Post subject: |
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yes it did! and where did all these other people come in from?
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