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HitScan
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:05 am Post subject: |
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Each post is like a tiny game of Risk, being stomped by a large boot. It's total domination, there's no escape. Every time someone hits Submit, they win, there's no defense.
Also, it must drive people batty to not follow their lead on purpose, but then, I never read Dune anyway.
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the twinkster
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:01 am Post subject: |
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*stomp*
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Riso
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:30 am Post subject: |
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I will face my fear.
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Thundar
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:52 am Post subject: |
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Victory is mine!
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the twinkster
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:18 am Post subject: |
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And let it pass through you, blah blah blah. Whatever. I win.
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Damn, after this and some of my other relationship salvations, I really have a huuuuge stockpile of date karma. Like stumbling into a professional dominatrix at a bookstore at the science fiction section while reaching for the same book kind of karma. -- Happysin, on Ars |
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HitScan
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:44 am Post subject: |
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the twinkster wrote: |
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Defeat!
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My mind's slacking process has real-time priority.
A kernel is only as strong as its weakest Interrupt Service Routine.
"I was going to write my congressman, but I can't find my checkbook." - /. poster
"Wiffleball bats are good, because they can be retrofitted with lead pipes." - Harbinger
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Riso
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:32 am Post subject: |
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And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
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"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways Lord Reimer, your sad devotion to that ancient OS have not helped you conjure up the Guru Meditation or given you clarvoyance enough to find 1% marketshare"
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the twinkster
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:35 am Post subject: |
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The inner eye? Ewwwww!
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Damn, after this and some of my other relationship salvations, I really have a huuuuge stockpile of date karma. Like stumbling into a professional dominatrix at a bookstore at the science fiction section while reaching for the same book kind of karma. -- Happysin, on Ars |
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HitScan
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:43 am Post subject: |
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the twinkster wrote: |
The inner eye? Ewwwww! |
It's a middle eastern mystery.
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My mind's slacking process has real-time priority.
A kernel is only as strong as its weakest Interrupt Service Routine.
"I was going to write my congressman, but I can't find my checkbook." - /. poster
"Wiffleball bats are good, because they can be retrofitted with lead pipes." - Harbinger
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the twinkster
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:49 pm Post subject: |
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That's the evil eye, dude.
<---- partly of Arab parentage
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Damn, after this and some of my other relationship salvations, I really have a huuuuge stockpile of date karma. Like stumbling into a professional dominatrix at a bookstore at the science fiction section while reaching for the same book kind of karma. -- Happysin, on Ars |
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Riso
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:59 pm Post subject: |
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Where it has gone, there will be nothing.
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"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways Lord Reimer, your sad devotion to that ancient OS have not helped you conjure up the Guru Meditation or given you clarvoyance enough to find 1% marketshare"
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"[...] we view customers as complete morons that will never catch on and [...] we're lying to them all the time."
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the twinkster
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:59 pm Post subject: |
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Nothing but my ultimate victory!
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Damn, after this and some of my other relationship salvations, I really have a huuuuge stockpile of date karma. Like stumbling into a professional dominatrix at a bookstore at the science fiction section while reaching for the same book kind of karma. -- Happysin, on Ars |
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Riso
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:00 pm Post subject: |
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Only I will remain.
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Miss Congeniality
"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways Lord Reimer, your sad devotion to that ancient OS have not helped you conjure up the Guru Meditation or given you clarvoyance enough to find 1% marketshare"
- FondueDaredevil
"[...] we view customers as complete morons that will never catch on and [...] we're lying to them all the time."
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the twinkster
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:54 pm Post subject: |
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I think you mean that I will remain.
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Damn, after this and some of my other relationship salvations, I really have a huuuuge stockpile of date karma. Like stumbling into a professional dominatrix at a bookstore at the science fiction section while reaching for the same book kind of karma. -- Happysin, on Ars |
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HitScan
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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the twinkster wrote: |
That's the evil eye, dude.
<---- partly of Arab parentage |
I thought that the inner eye was what the dot some hindus have on their foreheads was called. Even if that is correct, I suppose my classification of India as "middle eastern" might be suspect, but it sounded better that way.
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My mind's slacking process has real-time priority.
A kernel is only as strong as its weakest Interrupt Service Routine.
"I was going to write my congressman, but I can't find my checkbook." - /. poster
"Wiffleball bats are good, because they can be retrofitted with lead pipes." - Harbinger
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Riso
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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"Sea-Fever"
I must down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by,
And the wheel's kick and the wind's song and the white sail's shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea's face, and a grey dawn breaking.
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Miss Congeniality
"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways Lord Reimer, your sad devotion to that ancient OS have not helped you conjure up the Guru Meditation or given you clarvoyance enough to find 1% marketshare"
- FondueDaredevil
"[...] we view customers as complete morons that will never catch on and [...] we're lying to them all the time."
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Jeremy Reimer
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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<Queen Elizabeth I as played by Miranda Richardson>
So, I win again!
</Queen Elizabeth I as played by Miranda Richardson>
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-- Carl Sagan
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Thundar
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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Jeremy Reimer wrote: |
<Queen Elizabeth I as played by Miranda Richardson>
So, I win again!
</Queen Elizabeth I as played by Miranda Richardson> |
No you don't.
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Well, if you'd quit sacrificing the virgins and screwing the livestock, you wouldn't be in such a predicament!
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if you are wondering what smam is, just stick around, it is more a sort of zen than something that a mere definition with mortal words cannot comprehend. You will get the picture of what smam is in short order. It will change your life! -Smamta Clause
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Riso
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:17 am Post subject: |
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I must down to the seas again, for the call of the running tide
Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied;
And all I ask is a windy day with the white clouds flying,
And the flung spray and the blown spume, and the sea-gulls crying.
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"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways Lord Reimer, your sad devotion to that ancient OS have not helped you conjure up the Guru Meditation or given you clarvoyance enough to find 1% marketshare"
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Jay
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:43 am Post subject: |
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DENIED |
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the twinkster
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:39 am Post subject: |
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Ah, denial.
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Damn, after this and some of my other relationship salvations, I really have a huuuuge stockpile of date karma. Like stumbling into a professional dominatrix at a bookstore at the science fiction section while reaching for the same book kind of karma. -- Happysin, on Ars |
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HitScan
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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One of the five steps you know.
For instance, those of you denying that I just won. On to acceptance, hyah!
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A kernel is only as strong as its weakest Interrupt Service Routine.
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the twinkster
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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Accept this!
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As time stretches on here at OSY Extreme, everyone will eventually have quotes in their sig from the other members. – Mord
Damn, after this and some of my other relationship salvations, I really have a huuuuge stockpile of date karma. Like stumbling into a professional dominatrix at a bookstore at the science fiction section while reaching for the same book kind of karma. -- Happysin, on Ars |
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Riso
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:43 am Post subject: |
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I must down to the seas again, to the vagrant gypsy life,
To the gull's way and the whale's way where the wind's like a whetted knife;
And all I ask is a merry yarn from a laughing fellow-rover
And quiet sleep and a sweet dream when the long trick's over.
By John Masefield (1878-1967).
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Miss Congeniality
"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways Lord Reimer, your sad devotion to that ancient OS have not helped you conjure up the Guru Meditation or given you clarvoyance enough to find 1% marketshare"
- FondueDaredevil
"[...] we view customers as complete morons that will never catch on and [...] we're lying to them all the time."
- Gabe Newell |
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Magus
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 5:25 am Post subject: |
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I gladly accept winning.
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1 The Network is my domain, I shall not want; 2 though it makes me wait upon collision, it leads me to the Internet; 3 it restores my connection. It leads me in paths of hypertext transfer for google's sake. 4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of power failures, I fear no data corruption; for backups art with me; thy UPS and thy status light, they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of my enemies; thou anointest my CD-R with BurnProof, my buffer never underflows. 6 Surely good deals and pr0n shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the Datacenter for ever.
-HitScan
Wilde is a 4' chinese man in a bright pink tutu, lime green pimp hat with peacock feathers, and a purple feather boa, wearing tissue stuffed snakeskin combat boots, holding a gun bigger than he is, smoking a cigarette in the parking garage, trying to look menacing while pouting and head banging to Godsmack I stand alone |
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