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the twinkster · Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:22 pm Post subject: Drunken Posting!

You may only post to this thread if you are under the influence.

Very Happy

Yeah, that's right.

Very Happy

...I had a good time tonight. It's nice to know that I've still got it.

Very Happy

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Harbinger · Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 5:06 am Post subject:

Hello, I'll be you designated poster tonight. Wink

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Mord · Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 6:51 am Post subject:

My rugby season ended last weekend. Taking a break from training this week. After the kids go to bed tonight I was thinking of tipping back a few beer and getting on osy chat and play some KotOR. Stay tuned.

Yes, I'm a married with kids, drinking alone, no-fun motherfucker. (Immitating Eddie Murphy's style here.)
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I note that you don't have any OSY member quotes in your sig. - the twinkster
Nonsense. "Bias" is people whom don't agree with me. - FondueDaredevil

Gabe: I wish you weren't a fucking liar.
Tycho: I'm not a liar.
Gabe: Well, I wish you didn't lie.

jdsmith575 · Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 12:14 pm Post subject:

How to go drinking without your ID while looking age 14

1. Find some upscale place that doesn't give a crap. Make sure your friend who looks older, but is actually younger, doesn't get carded. Have him buy you drinks. Get a cool waiter.

2. Go to some bar where your friend knows the staff. Explain your story of losing your wallet in Post, TX. When the bartender says "Yeah, Holly's Drive-In" you're golden.

3. Avoid the Irish Car Bombs. Very Happy

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jdsmith575 · Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 12:18 pm Post subject:

Boomshakalaka!

Post 1800!

Hurrah for post-whores!
Unf! Unf! Unf!

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"I can tell that you're a renaissance man... and by that I mean a sissy." - Scott Adams
"Gold Bond works wonders though, it's like 1000 fairies blowing on your nuts." - Short Bus Driver
"I learned something really important in college today. I don't want to be there." - King of the Hill

Magus · Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 1:25 pm Post subject:

In the fine OSY tradition of going off topic, I'm here to congratulate jdsmith for his smamcount, even though I'm not drnka. Smile

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Thundar · Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 2:17 pm Post subject:

I'll congratulate him for posting the Alizeé pic again Twisted Evil

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OscarWilde · Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 9:06 pm Post subject:

Who we SHOULD really congratulate is ME for not only FINDING the Alizee animation, but also for suggesting it as an emoticon to be used anytime any place by us fellow smammers.

If it were not for my brilliant idea, all of you not have the pleasure of this:

Unf! Unf! Unf!

So once agian, I thank my self and my libido for being like that of an adolescent 16year old. yay!!!!

Unf! Unf! Unf!

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OscarWilde · Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 9:08 pm Post subject:

Also, it was my idea for this emoticon:

Stoned stupidity

Now for some:

Unf! Unf! Unf!

would be too much and I'm sure some of you are spooging all over the place right now.

Ellen is to young, but, meh, I do this for you guys!

Have teh fun!
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'An urban myth. Like the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa.' - Robert Rankin (Raiders of the Lost Car Park)

'Hate traps us by binding us too tightly to our adversary.' - Milan Kundera (Immortality)

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us · Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 9:09 pm Post subject:

Of course, AYB added this improvement.

Unf! Unf! Unf!

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- http://lowendmac.com/musings/03/0131.html

Man, I need to get out more. You know smam is getting to you when you go to a canadian restaurant and start wondering about moose cock. -OscarWilde Smile

OscarWilde · Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 9:10 pm Post subject:

Very true AYB! You and I are the trailblazers of OSY!

And to twinkster:

Drinking beer

Many drunken nights and fewer hungover days!
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'An urban myth. Like the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa.' - Robert Rankin (Raiders of the Lost Car Park)

'Hate traps us by binding us too tightly to our adversary.' - Milan Kundera (Immortality)

jdsmith575 · Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 9:33 pm Post subject:

I should be congratulated for my l33t Fireworks skillz, without which Alizee would not be shrunken for your smaming pleasure.
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I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.
"I can tell that you're a renaissance man... and by that I mean a sissy." - Scott Adams
"Gold Bond works wonders though, it's like 1000 fairies blowing on your nuts." - Short Bus Driver
"I learned something really important in college today. I don't want to be there." - King of the Hill

jdsmith575 · Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:50 pm Post subject:

Drunken posting back with a vengeance!

My sister's 21st.
Mmmm tasty beer

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I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.
"I can tell that you're a renaissance man... and by that I mean a sissy." - Scott Adams
"Gold Bond works wonders though, it's like 1000 fairies blowing on your nuts." - Short Bus Driver
"I learned something really important in college today. I don't want to be there." - King of the Hill

Mord · Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 7:58 am Post subject:

^^^^ The beer in that emoticon is a Guinness, of this there is no doubt.
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Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God. - Superintendant Pang, Lashou shentan (a.k.a. Hard-Boiled)
I note that you don't have any OSY member quotes in your sig. - the twinkster
Nonsense. "Bias" is people whom don't agree with me. - FondueDaredevil

Gabe: I wish you weren't a fucking liar.
Tycho: I'm not a liar.
Gabe: Well, I wish you didn't lie.

jdsmith575 · Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 8:13 pm Post subject:

I'm drunk.

I ran out of Coke to go along with my Jim Beam. It's only 9:13:48. How embarrassing.
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I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.
"I can tell that you're a renaissance man... and by that I mean a sissy." - Scott Adams
"Gold Bond works wonders though, it's like 1000 fairies blowing on your nuts." - Short Bus Driver
"I learned something really important in college today. I don't want to be there." - King of the Hill

jdsmith575 · Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2003 5:21 pm Post subject:

This thread deserves a temporary bump up to the first page for New Year's.
Drinking beer

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I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.
"I can tell that you're a renaissance man... and by that I mean a sissy." - Scott Adams
"Gold Bond works wonders though, it's like 1000 fairies blowing on your nuts." - Short Bus Driver
"I learned something really important in college today. I don't want to be there." - King of the Hill

Jeremy Reimer · Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2003 5:32 pm Post subject:

I started drinking this morning and haven't stopped!

And it's not even time for the New Year's Eve party yet!

Mmmm.... Christmas wine... mmmm... Drinking beer

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Imitation Gruel · Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2003 7:06 pm Post subject:

"If you drink, you are a drunk!" -- Myojin Yahiko, Rurouni Kenshin, vol.1
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Socrates · Captain Joined: 27 Feb 2001 Posts: 2941

Well, I plead will be catching up. Have not started.

That said, I bow to OW for the Alizee icon, awesome!!!!

My hat is off to you...

s

Jeremy Reimer · Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2004 2:10 am Post subject:

I am not NEARLY drunk enough. I tried!
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"Those afraid of the universe as it really is, those who pretend to nonexistent knowledge and envision a Cosmos centered on human beings will prefer the fleeting comforts of superstition. They avoid rather than confront the world. But those with the courage to explore the weave and structure of the Cosmos, even where it differs profoundly from their wishes and prejudices, will penetrate its deepest mysteries."
-- Carl Sagan

"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord

"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named

Socrates · Captain Joined: 27 Feb 2001 Posts: 2941

Well, it's New Year.!! Happy New Year. Pouring rain, playing with my cat, and my Sig other is on the phone.

Blessing is I got a really great bottle of Veuve Cliquot. Tastes almost sweet, with very little acid.

Happy New Year. Mine has to get better, it can't get much worse...

s

jdsmith575 · Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 10:41 pm Post subject:

<--- this is me drunk
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I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.
"I can tell that you're a renaissance man... and by that I mean a sissy." - Scott Adams
"Gold Bond works wonders though, it's like 1000 fairies blowing on your nuts." - Short Bus Driver
"I learned something really important in college today. I don't want to be there." - King of the Hill

Lurch · Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:15 pm Post subject:

<---- That's me taking it easy and only having 2 Guinness tonight after nights of 6 and 10 respectively.
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Mord · Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:18 pm Post subject:

Oh man, the trips to the bathroom after a night of Guinness......
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Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God. - Superintendant Pang, Lashou shentan (a.k.a. Hard-Boiled)
I note that you don't have any OSY member quotes in your sig. - the twinkster
Nonsense. "Bias" is people whom don't agree with me. - FondueDaredevil

Gabe: I wish you weren't a fucking liar.
Tycho: I'm not a liar.
Gabe: Well, I wish you didn't lie.

FondueDaredevil · Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 6:59 am Post subject: