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DrPizza · Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:55 am Post subject: What the cunt?

http://www.windowsitpro.com/Articles/Index.cfm?ArticleID=41095

wtf

Nearly two years after "Dr" Mark Russinovich posted his original largely correct article, that fucking lunatic APK is still posting with all the coherence of a brain-damaged chimp.
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HitScan · Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:39 am Post subject:

Distressingly amusing. It appears that the entire last page is just him, going and going and going, like a retarded energizer bunny, ever listing to the left, going in lopsided circles. Laughing

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Jay · **Ex OSYer** Captain Joined: 09 May 2003 Posts: 1589

Holy fuck... he came back. I refuse to fall back into that drama... it's just better to leave crazy in the rubber walled round room by himself as he searches vainly for a corner Very Happy

Also Dr Pizza.... I officially nominate this thread for "Best Thread Title of the Year". Congratulations.

DrPizza · Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:24 am Post subject:

Sadly, I cannot claim credit for "What the cunt". That honour belongs to the creator of Spacemoose.

http://spacemoose.almostdead.net/strips/millennium.htm
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Magus · Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:42 am Post subject:

/me begins to consider putting a hit on that guy just to never hear about him again...
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Mord · Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:49 pm Post subject:

Jeremy Reimer · Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:24 pm Post subject:

Every few months I pop back into the thread to taunt APK some more.
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Mord · Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:51 pm Post subject:

Jeremy Reimer · Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:03 pm Post subject:

He's trying to taunt me, he just isn't very good at it.

But then again he's not very good at anything that he does.
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-- Carl Sagan

"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord

"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named

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Magus · Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:00 pm Post subject:

Except for keeping people's attention on him, at which he is a master, as demonstrated by this thread.
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<Paolo|Work> anything that has to do with Java is by definition stupid

1 The Network is my domain, I shall not want; 2 though it makes me wait upon collision, it leads me to the Internet; 3 it restores my connection. It leads me in paths of hypertext transfer for google's sake. 4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of power failures, I fear no data corruption; for backups art with me; thy UPS and thy status light, they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of my enemies; thou anointest my CD-R with BurnProof, my buffer never underflows. 6 Surely good deals and pr0n shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the Datacenter for ever.
-HitScan

Wilde is a 4' chinese man in a bright pink tutu, lime green pimp hat with peacock feathers, and a purple feather boa, wearing tissue stuffed snakeskin combat boots, holding a gun bigger than he is, smoking a cigarette in the parking garage, trying to look menacing while pouting and head banging to Godsmack I stand alone

Mord · Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:17 pm Post subject:

Magus · Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:36 pm Post subject:

Jeremy Reimer · Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:34 pm Post subject:

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us · Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:43 pm Post subject:

AYB was just wondering (today on his way back from work, for the first time in a long time)if Pizza was going to evar come back here!

// AYB slooooooooowly backs away from his own Mighty brain.

Surprised

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Mord · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:05 am Post subject:

Jeremy Reimer · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:14 am Post subject:

But you forget Jay and I are somewhat obsessive posters. Getting us going for months required little effort. Someone truly good at this stuff could have us going for years, if not indefinitely.
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-- Carl Sagan

"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord

"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named

Magus · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:14 am Post subject:

Jeremy Reimer · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:40 am Post subject:

It's all DrPizza's fault!
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"Those afraid of the universe as it really is, those who pretend to nonexistent knowledge and envision a Cosmos centered on human beings will prefer the fleeting comforts of superstition. They avoid rather than confront the world. But those with the courage to explore the weave and structure of the Cosmos, even where it differs profoundly from their wishes and prejudices, will penetrate its deepest mysteries."
-- Carl Sagan

"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord

"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named

HitScan · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:57 am Post subject:

Harbinger · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:01 am Post subject:

BTW, good to see you back here, DrP. Very Happy

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Jeremy Reimer · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:36 pm Post subject:

Indeed! We can always use more Pizza.
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"Those afraid of the universe as it really is, those who pretend to nonexistent knowledge and envision a Cosmos centered on human beings will prefer the fleeting comforts of superstition. They avoid rather than confront the world. But those with the courage to explore the weave and structure of the Cosmos, even where it differs profoundly from their wishes and prejudices, will penetrate its deepest mysteries."
-- Carl Sagan

"Its not a rule. Its just something I noticed. Several of us have more than one sig." - Mord

"No, you are a troll, and I should have never let you back to Ars in after the first 16,000 bannings." - Caesar, to He Who Shall Not Be Named

FondueDaredevil · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:05 pm Post subject:

PaoloM · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:07 pm Post subject: