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the twinkster
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:04 pm Post subject: Before you register that domain name... |
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These organizations did not think carefully:
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HitScan
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:33 pm Post subject: Re: Before you register that domain name... |
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These organizations did not think carefully:
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"The Power Genitalia from Penis Land" sounds like a wacky porn title. Or perhaps a band name? Yeah, definately a band. I bet their debut album would be killer.
I don't really get gasheating.co.uk though, Gash eating? Doesn't really make any sense, so I don't see where the confusion lies. The rest though, hilarious. (I've occasionally given expert's exchange's url a chuckle. )
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Magus
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:49 pm Post subject: |
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"Gash" can be a crude term for female genitals, oh innocent HitScan. 
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1 The Network is my domain, I shall not want; 2 though it makes me wait upon collision, it leads me to the Internet; 3 it restores my connection. It leads me in paths of hypertext transfer for google's sake. 4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of power failures, I fear no data corruption; for backups art with me; thy UPS and thy status light, they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of my enemies; thou anointest my CD-R with BurnProof, my buffer never underflows. 6 Surely good deals and pr0n shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the Datacenter for ever.
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Wilde is a 4' chinese man in a bright pink tutu, lime green pimp hat with peacock feathers, and a purple feather boa, wearing tissue stuffed snakeskin combat boots, holding a gun bigger than he is, smoking a cigarette in the parking garage, trying to look menacing while pouting and head banging to Godsmack I stand alone |
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Jay
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:14 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks for clearing that up, pig.

Yeah I didn't actually get the gash one until you put it that way Magus. Wonderful post Twink! |
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DuffMan
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, that Expert sex change whores up google all the time, when I'm looking for answers to tech questions.
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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I'll take "TheRapist" for $500, Alex!
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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I'll have to ask you... about the Penis Mightier
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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This thread WROX!
it needs it's own award.

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This and other statistics can be culled from Jeremy Reimer's Personal Computer Market Share: 1975-2002, a very impressive piece of information gathering. The numbers tell some very interesting stories.
- http://lowendmac.com/musings/03/0131.html
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MasterOfTheHat
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:09 am Post subject: |
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heh, nice, very nice...
And I didn't get the gasheating one, either.
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HitScan
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:30 am Post subject: |
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Magus wrote: |
"Gash" can be a crude term for female genitals, oh innocent HitScan.  |
I see. I was only getting the Gash == nasty cut reference, which made no sense. (Vampire pr0n?)
Now it makes much more sense. Also, I'm thinking about extending my band name to The Gash Eating Power Genitalia From Penis Land. Maybe it should be an orchestra to justify the long name. 
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OscarWilde
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:02 am Post subject: |
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Wow, there is a lot of us here that didn't get 'gash' (including me). So the question is, where did this word originate from and where is it commonly used? The thing is, some of guys are in the same state (even city, I think) as Magus, so that's even more odd. Plus, IMO, 'gash', just don't sound proper even as a crude word for vagina. I prefer, 'poo-na-nee', which just sounds funny too.
'I'm gonna go get me some gash tonight boys!'
'what? you want gas?'
'no, gash, sweet sweet gash.'
'dood, gas never smells sweet no matter what you eat.'
'gash you fucking bastard. gash!!!'
'peptobismol?'
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:14 am Post subject: |
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"The Power Genitalia from Penis Land" sounds like a wacky porn title. Or perhaps a band name? Yeah, definately a band. I bet their debut album would be killer. |
No, quite obviously the name of the album would be Molestation Nursery
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:10 am Post subject: |
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AYB got every reference above, as he comes from the Oscar Wilde School of Dirty Minds.

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- http://lowendmac.com/musings/03/0131.html
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kingpinmc
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:34 am Post subject: |
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I didn't get it either. Also I think it's http://www.experts-exchange.com not http://www.expertsexchange.com If they have the latter as a "you can also get there from here link it just redirects to the first one.
/me shrugs
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:54 am Post subject: |
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gash
Not all that odd, Wilde, I'm the freak of our little group. 
For origin, a gash is usually a largish hole in you... For common usage, it's used where you'd use "cunt" and considered equally offensive.
Next question, please. 
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<Paolo|Work> anything that has to do with Java is by definition stupid
1 The Network is my domain, I shall not want; 2 though it makes me wait upon collision, it leads me to the Internet; 3 it restores my connection. It leads me in paths of hypertext transfer for google's sake. 4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of power failures, I fear no data corruption; for backups art with me; thy UPS and thy status light, they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of my enemies; thou anointest my CD-R with BurnProof, my buffer never underflows. 6 Surely good deals and pr0n shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the Datacenter for ever.
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:59 am Post subject: |
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The C word is only worse if only by virtue of the fact that most people know what you are reffering to when you use it  |
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:59 am Post subject: |
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Magus wrote: |
Not all that odd, Wilde, I'm the freak of our little group. 
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If by freak you mean you spend too much time watching pornos* and are far too fluent in urban speak then yeah.
*Why aren't you sharing with anyone? Not that I'd want any.
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MasterOfTheHat
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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kingpinmc wrote: |
*Why aren't you sharing with anyone? Not that I'd want any. |
Your wife doesn't read this forum. You don't have to lie! 
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