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Imitation Gruel · Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2003 12:02 am Post subject: Steve, Don't Eat It!

I about died laughing.

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FondueDaredevil · Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2003 12:13 am Post subject:

Well, I just had to bookmark that page! Thanks!
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AnimeFreak · Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2003 2:44 am Post subject:

I can go for some meat.
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OscarWilde · Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2003 3:56 am Post subject:

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Harbinger · Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2003 3:46 pm Post subject:

I started laughing near-hysterically during the second paragraph. I was laughing so hard, my laugh soon turned into what can be best described as a hoarse wheezing sound, as if my throat was direly restricted and I was having great difficulty breathing. My wife asked me what was wrong...

Hilarious! I can't wait for the next installment. Hope his intestines survive that long. Very Happy

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Thundar · Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2003 8:26 pm Post subject:

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Imitation Gruel · Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 2:08 pm Post subject:

A fourth installment of Steve, Don't Eat It! has been up for a while, I have noticed.
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FondueDaredevil · Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 2:27 pm Post subject:

I loved the first one ... very visual.
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"I call on those who question the motives of the president and his national security advisers to join with the rest of America in presenting a united front to our enemies abroad." Sen. Dick Durbin, 1998

"There's no set architecture in Linux. All roads lead to madness" - William Hilf, Microsoft homonculous

Supervillains for Linux!

Imitation Gruel · Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 6:25 pm Post subject:

Is the Mighty AYB silent because, IIRC, His real first name is Steve?
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AllYorBaseRBelong2Us · Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2004 7:38 am Post subject:

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HitScan · Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 8:08 am Post subject:

That's pretty fucking awesome.

The food is pretty fucking awful. Pickeled pork rinds and potted meat are the worst things EVAR. I can't even eat fried pork rinds. Puke

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FondueDaredevil · Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 9:01 am Post subject:

I actually think fried pork rinds aren't bad tasting ... but the only thing I can stand pickled is cucumbers.
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- Brian Valentine, Senior VP in charge of MS Windows Development

"I call on those who question the motives of the president and his national security advisers to join with the rest of America in presenting a united front to our enemies abroad." Sen. Dick Durbin, 1998

"There's no set architecture in Linux. All roads lead to madness" - William Hilf, Microsoft homonculous

Supervillains for Linux!

lewis · Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:16 am Post subject:

Pork scratching is pretty nice if you don't think about what you're eating, or the nutritional content of what you're eating.
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Mord · Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:37 am Post subject:

I eat the odd potato chip, but I can't even remember the last time I ate a pork rind.
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Harbinger · Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 12:52 pm Post subject:

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Imitation Gruel · Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 1:37 pm Post subject:

I don't think I've ever eaten pork rinds.

Heavily fried foods don't really appeal to me.
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FondueDaredevil · Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 3:08 pm Post subject:

Imitation Gruel · Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 11:18 am Post subject:

It's been updated again!
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AllYorBaseRBelong2Us · Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 11:49 am Post subject:

Funny, yet disturbing.
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the twinkster · Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 12:36 pm Post subject:

That's true of a great many funny things...

I once saw a video clip of a cat that climbed up on the roof of a car, stuck its head in the sunroof, and was promptly decapitated by the sunroof as it closed. I just sort of sat there, like:

o_O

But I did smirk a little bit. In a perverse sort of way it was very slightly amusing... while being disturbing as all mother of fuck.
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FondueDaredevil · Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 1:45 pm Post subject:

the twinkster · Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 2:06 pm Post subject:

o_O

Wow. If that's true, it's exceedingly poor taste.
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Magus · Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 7:07 pm Post subject:

Which is why it's funny. Twisted Evil

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