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[OscarWilde]

...a reason to get depressed it seems.

Kinda scary what people will do if given the right catalyst.



Happy smammy valentines to you all lovely smammy people. And remember, even if you're alone, you still have self love. And remember, practice safe masturbation*.
















*A joke I made up a few days ago as I told a friend of mine (a girl) I was heading to the grocery store to get a pack of condoms and some porn magazines, 'you know I believe in safe masturbation'. Sounded funny when I said it, my friend laughed too. So I figure I share it with the rest of you smammy folk to use at parties.
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'An urban myth. Like the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa.' - Robert Rankin (Raiders of the Lost Car Park)

'Hate traps us by binding us too tightly to our adversary.' - Milan Kundera (Immortality)

[Magus]

Yes, practice safe masturbation... Practice long, practice hard!
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<Paolo|Work> anything that has to do with Java is by definition stupid

1 The Network is my domain, I shall not want; 2 though it makes me wait upon collision, it leads me to the Internet; 3 it restores my connection. It leads me in paths of hypertext transfer for google's sake. 4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of power failures, I fear no data corruption; for backups art with me; thy UPS and thy status light, they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of my enemies; thou anointest my CD-R with BurnProof, my buffer never underflows. 6 Surely good deals and pr0n shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the Datacenter for ever.
-HitScan

Wilde is a 4' chinese man in a bright pink tutu, lime green pimp hat with peacock feathers, and a purple feather boa, wearing tissue stuffed snakeskin combat boots, holding a gun bigger than he is, smoking a cigarette in the parking garage, trying to look menacing while pouting and head banging to Godsmack I stand alone

[jdsmith575]

And hope you can be both when it counts.
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I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.
"I can tell that you're a renaissance man... and by that I mean a sissy." - Scott Adams
"Gold Bond works wonders though, it's like 1000 fairies blowing on your nuts." - Short Bus Driver
"I learned something really important in college today. I don't want to be there." - King of the Hill

[DuffMan]

I hope they practice safe suicide.
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Roight.

[Harbinger]

[the twinkster]

In a similar vein,

Project Manager Leaves Suicide PowerPoint Presentation

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As time stretches on here at OSY Extreme, everyone will eventually have quotes in their sig from the other members. – Mord

Damn, after this and some of my other relationship salvations, I really have a huuuuge stockpile of date karma. Like stumbling into a professional dominatrix at a bookstore at the science fiction section while reaching for the same book kind of karma. -- Happysin, on Ars

[Feign]

[AnimeFreak]

First un-single Valentine's Day in years.
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Every time you install GPL software, a nekkid anime princess turns real and lusts for geek d0rk. -- Hitscan