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Magus
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 Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 7:21 am Post subject: 3000 Posts. |
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Yea and verily have I reached another milestone in this, my journey 'pon the quest that is the way of the smam. Know you, good reader, that 'twould not have been mine to achieve had it not been for the good people of OSY. Mine gratitude to thee, brothers in smam! (And sisters too, if any of you are pretending to be male   )
Onward to further post whoring go I!
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<Paolo|Work> anything that has to do with Java is by definition stupid
1 The Network is my domain, I shall not want; 2 though it makes me wait upon collision, it leads me to the Internet; 3 it restores my connection. It leads me in paths of hypertext transfer for google's sake. 4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of power failures, I fear no data corruption; for backups art with me; thy UPS and thy status light, they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of my enemies; thou anointest my CD-R with BurnProof, my buffer never underflows. 6 Surely good deals and pr0n shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the Datacenter for ever.
-HitScan
Wilde is a 4' chinese man in a bright pink tutu, lime green pimp hat with peacock feathers, and a purple feather boa, wearing tissue stuffed snakeskin combat boots, holding a gun bigger than he is, smoking a cigarette in the parking garage, trying to look menacing while pouting and head banging to Godsmack I stand alone |
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longmarch
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Imitation Gruel
Flames of Destruction
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Admiral Club:
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Imitation Gruel
Magus
Milestone++ :!:
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Mord
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FondueDaredevil
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| Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 8:21 am Post subject: |
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Does this mean you beat the internet?
Was the end guy hard? |
How can you tell? Does his pixels bulge?
FD
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Mord
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| Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 8:23 am Post subject: |
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Does this mean you beat the internet?
Was the end guy hard? |
How can you tell? Does his pixels bulge?
FD
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Let's just say that anti-aliasing has some pretty interesting applications.....
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Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God. - Superintendant Pang, Lashou shentan (a.k.a. Hard-Boiled)
I note that you don't have any OSY member quotes in your sig. - the twinkster
Nonsense. "Bias" is people whom don't agree with me. - FondueDaredevil
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FondueDaredevil
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| Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 8:28 am Post subject: |
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| Mord wrote: |
| FondueDaredevil wrote: |
| Mord wrote: |
Does this mean you beat the internet?
Was the end guy hard? |
How can you tell? Does his pixels bulge?
FD
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Let's just say that anti-aliasing has some pretty interesting applications.....
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One evening I was at the bars and this woman wanted me to take her home but she was far too pixellated and blocky despite my 4x antialiasing of the environment due to alcohol ingestion.
FD
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"Our products just aren't engineered for security."
- Brian Valentine, Senior VP in charge of MS Windows Development
"I call on those who question the motives of the president and his national security advisers to join with the rest of America in presenting a united front to our enemies abroad." Sen. Dick Durbin, 1998
"There's no set architecture in Linux. All roads lead to madness" - William Hilf, Microsoft homonculous
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Mord
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| Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 8:31 am Post subject: |
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| FondueDaredevil wrote: |
| Mord wrote: |
| FondueDaredevil wrote: |
| Mord wrote: |
Does this mean you beat the internet?
Was the end guy hard? |
How can you tell? Does his pixels bulge?
FD
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Let's just say that anti-aliasing has some pretty interesting applications.....
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One evening I was at the bars and this woman wanted me to take her home but she was far too pixellated and blocky despite my 4x antialiasing of the environment due to alcohol ingestion.
FD
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I have no response to that! I had some smam comment about beer goggles floating around, but no follow through....
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Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God. - Superintendant Pang, Lashou shentan (a.k.a. Hard-Boiled)
I note that you don't have any OSY member quotes in your sig. - the twinkster
Nonsense. "Bias" is people whom don't agree with me. - FondueDaredevil
Gabe: I wish you weren't a fucking liar.
Tycho: I'm not a liar.
Gabe: Well, I wish you didn't lie.
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Magus
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| Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 9:17 am Post subject: |
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Ah yes, digital women. You go back to their house after the night out, and hope they slip into something more low res.
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<Paolo|Work> anything that has to do with Java is by definition stupid
1 The Network is my domain, I shall not want; 2 though it makes me wait upon collision, it leads me to the Internet; 3 it restores my connection. It leads me in paths of hypertext transfer for google's sake. 4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of power failures, I fear no data corruption; for backups art with me; thy UPS and thy status light, they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of my enemies; thou anointest my CD-R with BurnProof, my buffer never underflows. 6 Surely good deals and pr0n shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the Datacenter for ever.
-HitScan
Wilde is a 4' chinese man in a bright pink tutu, lime green pimp hat with peacock feathers, and a purple feather boa, wearing tissue stuffed snakeskin combat boots, holding a gun bigger than he is, smoking a cigarette in the parking garage, trying to look menacing while pouting and head banging to Godsmack I stand alone |
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FondueDaredevil
Linux Looney
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| Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 10:06 am Post subject: |
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| Magus wrote: |
| Ah yes, digital women. You go back to their house after the night out, and hope they slip into something more low res. |
I would hope for some high-res anti-aliased transparency .. real transparency, not this gimmick on my Lunix box I'm toying with.
FD
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- Brian Valentine, Senior VP in charge of MS Windows Development
"I call on those who question the motives of the president and his national security advisers to join with the rest of America in presenting a united front to our enemies abroad." Sen. Dick Durbin, 1998
"There's no set architecture in Linux. All roads lead to madness" - William Hilf, Microsoft homonculous
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AllYorBaseRBelong2Us
Infernal Smam Lord
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| Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 10:25 am Post subject: |
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The Mighty AYB welcomes you to the Admiral's Mess
since you are newly promoted, you must clean it up 
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This and other statistics can be culled from Jeremy Reimer's Personal Computer Market Share: 1975-2002, a very impressive piece of information gathering. The numbers tell some very interesting stories.
- http://lowendmac.com/musings/03/0131.html
Man, I need to get out more. You know smam is getting to you when you go to a canadian restaurant and start wondering about moose cock. -OscarWilde  |
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