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AnimeFreak
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Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2002 10:29 pm Post subject: I just broke up with my GF :( |
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Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2002 10:32 pm Post subject: Re: I just broke up with my GF :( |
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Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2002 10:45 pm Post subject: |
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Hard to know what to say other than I feel for you. Best of luck in the next few days. It's rough, but you'll prevail. |
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Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2002 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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Shitty man. Someday (maybe soon, maybe not), you'll look back and decide it was for the best. Things happen.
You can look back, but don't do it for long or you'll get stuck in the past....
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Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2002 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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I'm sorry, man.
Let me know if you need help plotting a fiendish revenge.
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Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2002 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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I can only offer a virtual hand on the shoulder, and this beer: 
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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2002 1:25 am Post subject: |
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Why?

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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2002 3:31 am Post subject: |
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No biggy, you can always get a new GeForce.
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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2002 9:04 am Post subject: |
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Sucks, man. What happened?
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AnimeFreak
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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2002 12:18 pm Post subject: |
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Her mother disapproved of me and, thus, we cannot see eachother anymore.
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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2002 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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Let me guess, she won't go against mommy? 
/me buys AnimeFreak a beer
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<Paolo|Work> anything that has to do with Java is by definition stupid
1 The Network is my domain, I shall not want; 2 though it makes me wait upon collision, it leads me to the Internet; 3 it restores my connection. It leads me in paths of hypertext transfer for google's sake. 4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of power failures, I fear no data corruption; for backups art with me; thy UPS and thy status light, they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of my enemies; thou anointest my CD-R with BurnProof, my buffer never underflows. 6 Surely good deals and pr0n shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the Datacenter for ever.
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Wilde is a 4' chinese man in a bright pink tutu, lime green pimp hat with peacock feathers, and a purple feather boa, wearing tissue stuffed snakeskin combat boots, holding a gun bigger than he is, smoking a cigarette in the parking garage, trying to look menacing while pouting and head banging to Godsmack I stand alone |
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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2002 1:33 pm Post subject: |
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HAHAHAH, THATS ONE OF THE LAMEST EXCUSES EVER
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AnimeFreak
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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2002 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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Let me guess, she won't go against mommy? 
/me buys AnimeFreak a beer |
Ooh... beer...
Yeah, what can you do?
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AnimeFreak
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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2002 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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Her mother disapproved of me and, thus, we cannot see eachother anymore.
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What's the value of her dowery? Isn't this the 21st century? She needs to get with it.
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From what I remember, her mother is single and, thus, is probably psychopathic about men or something.
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2002 12:26 am Post subject: |
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So either:
1) Mommy is one of those who got knocked up, the guy ran off, and she's never had time to get a guy while raising daughter. Result: Mommy is psycho and believes all guys fuck and run.
2) Mommy got divorced. Result: Mommy is psycho and thinks all guys aren't reliable or some such bs.
Any idea which?
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<Paolo|Work> anything that has to do with Java is by definition stupid
1 The Network is my domain, I shall not want; 2 though it makes me wait upon collision, it leads me to the Internet; 3 it restores my connection. It leads me in paths of hypertext transfer for google's sake. 4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of power failures, I fear no data corruption; for backups art with me; thy UPS and thy status light, they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of my enemies; thou anointest my CD-R with BurnProof, my buffer never underflows. 6 Surely good deals and pr0n shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the Datacenter for ever.
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Wilde is a 4' chinese man in a bright pink tutu, lime green pimp hat with peacock feathers, and a purple feather boa, wearing tissue stuffed snakeskin combat boots, holding a gun bigger than he is, smoking a cigarette in the parking garage, trying to look menacing while pouting and head banging to Godsmack I stand alone |
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rb26dett
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2002 5:12 am Post subject: |
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It's ok. The mother of my last girlfriend 'disapproved' of me because my skin wasn't white enough. What's funny is that her husband was filipino. It's ok...we continued to mess around even after her mother caught us in the bedroom one day, sans several articles of clothing.
but now I don't have to put up with the shit from either of those two crazy bitches, so my life is better.
Conclusion: start with the late-night rendezvous things, or find someone else. |
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AnimeFreak
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2002 8:42 am Post subject: |
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Magus wrote: |
So either:
1) Mommy is one of those who got knocked up, the guy ran off, and she's never had time to get a guy while raising daughter. Result: Mommy is psycho and believes all guys fuck and run.
2) Mommy got divorced. Result: Mommy is psycho and thinks all guys aren't reliable or some such bs.
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Probably the first one.
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2002 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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Find someone that is not living at home...
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Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2002 2:27 am Post subject: |
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That's recockulous, how old is she? |
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Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2002 3:54 am Post subject: |
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AF has my sympathy as parents can fuck up even their adult spawn. I know this is trite and a touch stupid but there are other fish in the sea.
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Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2002 5:19 am Post subject: |
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How I enjoy being married. Never again will I have to deal with dating...
Personally I could not stand it. Weeks of either frustration or anger, just for a hole to fuck... it wasn't worth it now that I look back... |
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Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2002 7:32 am Post subject: |
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Evil Merlin wrote: |
How I enjoy being married. Never again will I have to deal with dating...
Personally I could not stand it. Weeks of either frustration or anger, just for a hole to fuck... it wasn't worth it now that I look back... |
I'm sure that was quite helpful. :/
Being currently involved in a dating relationship I can assure you that (in case you forgot) it's about slightly more than a "hole to fuck." Perhaps you remember that time span between meeting your wife, and making her your, er, wife. 
I know I would certainly be crushed should anything bad happen to us, but fortunately, it appears as though this will be lasting for quite a long time. Yay me.
AF: It is sorry to hear. You will perservere though, that is just how it is.
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Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2002 9:14 am Post subject: |
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Man, I'm sorry to hear that.
Especially the pathetically lame reason for the happening. 
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