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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2002 4:02 pm Post subject: I love Ensign Ro |
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<3 <3 <3
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char a[99999],*p=a;main(c,V)char**V;{char*v=c>0?1[V]:V;if(c)for(;(c=*v)&&93^
c;p+=!(62^c)-!(60^c),*p+=!(43^c)-!(45^c),44^c||read(0,p,1),46^c||putchar(*p)
,91^c||(v=*p?main(-1,v+1),v-1:main(0,v)),++v);else for(;c+=!(91^*v)-!(93^*v)
;++v);return v;} /* brainf*** program as argv[1] */
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Jeremy Reimer
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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2002 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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I love my wife.
She streaked her hair blue and now is like a living, breathing Japanimation hottie, and she's mine. All mine! Muahahahaaaa!
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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2002 4:27 pm Post subject: |
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I love cupcakes ....
FD
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Thundar
Insert Custom Title Here Commodore


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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2002 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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I love my g/f!
I love you guys! (Just not in the same way that I love my g/f)
You know what else I love? When I get to do stuff such as this: ![]()
and this: ![]()
And yes, that is me. Now the shroud of mystery has been lifted...
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if you are wondering what smam is, just stick around, it is more a sort of zen than something that a mere definition with mortal words cannot comprehend. You will get the picture of what smam is in short order. It will change your life! -Smamta Clause
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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2002 6:16 am Post subject: |
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I had a friend that was a guy cheerleader. He used to let us know that it's not all "roses" having the girls sit on his hands and what not. Apparently one of the hottest girls in our class was powerfully odiferous every 28 days or so, heh.
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Thundar
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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2002 8:09 am Post subject: |
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That sounds about right...
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Well, if you'd quit sacrificing the virgins and screwing the livestock, you wouldn't be in such a predicament!
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if you are wondering what smam is, just stick around, it is more a sort of zen than something that a mere definition with mortal words cannot comprehend. You will get the picture of what smam is in short order. It will change your life! -Smamta Clause
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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2002 9:55 am Post subject: |
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Unmasked for all the world to see, eh Maximus?
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<Paolo|Work> anything that has to do with Java is by definition stupid
1 The Network is my domain, I shall not want; 2 though it makes me wait upon collision, it leads me to the Internet; 3 it restores my connection. It leads me in paths of hypertext transfer for google's sake. 4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of power failures, I fear no data corruption; for backups art with me; thy UPS and thy status light, they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of my enemies; thou anointest my CD-R with BurnProof, my buffer never underflows. 6 Surely good deals and pr0n shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the Datacenter for ever.
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Wilde is a 4' chinese man in a bright pink tutu, lime green pimp hat with peacock feathers, and a purple feather boa, wearing tissue stuffed snakeskin combat boots, holding a gun bigger than he is, smoking a cigarette in the parking garage, trying to look menacing while pouting and head banging to Godsmack I stand alone |
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DrPizza
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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:10 am Post subject: |
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I wonder if she's wearing any knickers.
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char a[99999],*p=a;main(c,V)char**V;{char*v=c>0?1[V]:V;if(c)for(;(c=*v)&&93^
c;p+=!(62^c)-!(60^c),*p+=!(43^c)-!(45^c),44^c||read(0,p,1),46^c||putchar(*p)
,91^c||(v=*p?main(-1,v+1),v-1:main(0,v)),++v);else for(;c+=!(91^*v)-!(93^*v)
;++v);return v;} /* brainf*** program as argv[1] */
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<DigitalFury>please don't use any of my quotes as sigs at osy.</DigitalFury>
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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:20 am Post subject: |
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Pizza,
What url/ftp shall I send the Escape from LA files?
I'll get around to uploading it one of these days.
My friend just received is AIW Radeon 7500 so I'll get back the AIW 128 that I gave him previously (which will then replace my AIW Rage Pro). We'll see if the captures improve.
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I heard that even small amounts of smam are highly unstable. Like anti-matter, only with polka dots. -- Mord
I don't make up rumors, I just falsify them. -- HitScan
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Thundar
Insert Custom Title Here Commodore


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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2002 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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DrPizza wrote: |
I wonder if she's wearing any knickers. |
Don't you wish you knew... 
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Well, if you'd quit sacrificing the virgins and screwing the livestock, you wouldn't be in such a predicament!
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if you are wondering what smam is, just stick around, it is more a sort of zen than something that a mere definition with mortal words cannot comprehend. You will get the picture of what smam is in short order. It will change your life! -Smamta Clause
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DrPizza
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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2002 1:14 pm Post subject: |
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Harbinger wrote: |
Pizza,
What url/ftp shall I send the Escape from LA files?
I'll get around to uploading it one of these days.
My friend just received is AIW Radeon 7500 so I'll get back the AIW 128 that I gave him previously (which will then replace my AIW Rage Pro). We'll see if the captures improve. |
j00've got a PM.
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char a[99999],*p=a;main(c,V)char**V;{char*v=c>0?1[V]:V;if(c)for(;(c=*v)&&93^
c;p+=!(62^c)-!(60^c),*p+=!(43^c)-!(45^c),44^c||read(0,p,1),46^c||putchar(*p)
,91^c||(v=*p?main(-1,v+1),v-1:main(0,v)),++v);else for(;c+=!(91^*v)-!(93^*v)
;++v);return v;} /* brainf*** program as argv[1] */
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Harbinger
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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2002 1:16 pm Post subject: |
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DrPizza wrote: |
j00've got a PM. |
Indeed I do.
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Gaah. I don’t tend to bother about slashdot, because quite frankly, the whole _point_ of slashdot is to have this big public wanking session with people getting together and making their own “insightful” comment on any random topic, whether they know anything about it or not. -- Linus Torvalds, 20 Aug 2005
I heard that even small amounts of smam are highly unstable. Like anti-matter, only with polka dots. -- Mord
I don't make up rumors, I just falsify them. -- HitScan
Pentium-M eats G4 alive so quickly that the G4 is still breathing when the P-M shits it out. End of story. -- Hat Monster
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Mord
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Socrates
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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2002 1:27 am Post subject: |
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Oh MY 
Any dripping?
God, what a great view. You are truly blessed.
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Thundar
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Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2002 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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Hehe, I am indeed! 
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if you are wondering what smam is, just stick around, it is more a sort of zen than something that a mere definition with mortal words cannot comprehend. You will get the picture of what smam is in short order. It will change your life! -Smamta Clause
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Socrates
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Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2002 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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Does this mean Pizza's peabody is just a little over 3 inches long?
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Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2002 9:34 pm Post subject: |
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EXCUSE ME. Smaller then 3 inches?
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Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2002 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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EXCUSE ME. Smaller then 3 inches?
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Magus
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Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2002 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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/me senses a dick measuring thread hijack approaching...
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<Paolo|Work> anything that has to do with Java is by definition stupid
1 The Network is my domain, I shall not want; 2 though it makes me wait upon collision, it leads me to the Internet; 3 it restores my connection. It leads me in paths of hypertext transfer for google's sake. 4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of power failures, I fear no data corruption; for backups art with me; thy UPS and thy status light, they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of my enemies; thou anointest my CD-R with BurnProof, my buffer never underflows. 6 Surely good deals and pr0n shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the Datacenter for ever.
-HitScan
Wilde is a 4' chinese man in a bright pink tutu, lime green pimp hat with peacock feathers, and a purple feather boa, wearing tissue stuffed snakeskin combat boots, holding a gun bigger than he is, smoking a cigarette in the parking garage, trying to look menacing while pouting and head banging to Godsmack I stand alone |
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Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 10:49 am Post subject: |
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AYB wants a pretty girl too 
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This and other statistics can be culled from Jeremy Reimer's Personal Computer Market Share: 1975-2002, a very impressive piece of information gathering. The numbers tell some very interesting stories.
- http://lowendmac.com/musings/03/0131.html
Man, I need to get out more. You know smam is getting to you when you go to a canadian restaurant and start wondering about moose cock. -OscarWilde  |
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