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AnimeFreak
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Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2002 3:41 pm Post subject: What is the earliest a girl can bare a child? |
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Apparently you can at this age.
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Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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I call bullshit on that one. Same with the stories of amazing 125 year-olds in Bulgaria who have conveniently lost their birth certificates...
btw it's "bear" a child, not "bare" one. 
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HitScan
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Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, I'm thinking that's a load too. I mean, things just aren't working when they're five. (or, maybe pops was popin hormones down her gullet like candy. If so, where's them tits? ) I have also heard of an 11 year old having a kiddoo, but I doubt that too.
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AlphaMeridian
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Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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Dudes. This is sick. Read the caption. There's an 11/12 chance that she had the kid when she was 4. (the baby is 11 months old).
What kind of person would have sex with a 4 year old! that's really icky.
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HitScan
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Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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And further proves my assumption correct, I'd say, heh. (Stuff damn sure ain't workin right when they're 4.)
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Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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I call bullshit.
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Magus
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Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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Come to think of it, the earliest a girl can "bare" a child is when she can undress it. 
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Wilde is a 4' chinese man in a bright pink tutu, lime green pimp hat with peacock feathers, and a purple feather boa, wearing tissue stuffed snakeskin combat boots, holding a gun bigger than he is, smoking a cigarette in the parking garage, trying to look menacing while pouting and head banging to Godsmack I stand alone |
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DrPizza
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Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2002 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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Jeremy Reimer wrote: |
I call bullshit on that one. |
I don't think it's all that unlikely. Precocious puberty happens, though is certainly more common now than then; being physically capable age 5 is uncommon, but certainly not unheard of. It'd need someone willing to father the child, of course, but she looked pretty cute....
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btw it's "bear" a child, not "bare" one. ;) |
Rather depends what you want to do with it really, doesn't it.
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Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2002 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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Magus wrote: |
Come to think of it, the earliest a girl can "bare" a child is when she can undress it.  |
/me slaps Magus with a live, wriggling trout
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Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2002 6:57 pm Post subject: |
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AlphaMeridian wrote: |
What kind of person would have sex with a 4 year old! that's really icky. |
Probably someone with a rather small penis.
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Riso
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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2002 1:45 am Post subject: |
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If she bleeds monthly, she's ready.
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Socrates
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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2002 3:03 am Post subject: |
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Riso: That's the most sensible comment you've EVER made.
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AlphaMeridian
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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2002 11:23 am Post subject: |
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Heh. This means, given perfect grades, that the mother would be graduating college at the same time as her baby is entering it.
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That woudl really suck.
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riverwind
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Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2002 9:26 am Post subject: |
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to fufill my duty as an ass, I will add the anoying scientific side to this.
Riso is right, if she bleeds mothly, she can *become pregnant*. as for possibly baring a child, the average age is between 14-19, depending on when puberty feels that it is time for the girls hips to develop fully. note that the birth was by cessarian- there is no way a (guessing low) 4 lbs baby could have been truely "born" by a ~35 lbs child.
I would say it is unlikely, though not physically impossible for a 4 year old to be releasing eggs. If for some reason her cycles had begun that early (I do know of a seven year old who began menstruating not too far from where I live (I only know about it through medical contacts, you sick puppies!)) it would be possible for her body to feed and nurture the child, though I would asume the girl would have to be bed ridden nearly the entire pregnancy- she would not have the back muscles to stand while holding a full amniotic sack and a child. Children (esp girls) at age four can barely lift 5 pounds *at all* let alone every day.
I am taking this as a "well, I guess it could happen", but I'm not betting on it being true.
I'm done.
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Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2002 9:37 am Post subject: |
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Welcome riverwind... what a first post!
May it be the first of many.
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