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Magus
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:53 am Post subject: |
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http://www.cafepress.com/cp/browse/Ntt-Serenity_pp-_N-10037_pv-heroofcanton.25797774_No-1_Ntk-All_D-Serenity_Nao-1
Could someone more artistic than myself extract the text off that shirt for a new smiley? 
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1 The Network is my domain, I shall not want; 2 though it makes me wait upon collision, it leads me to the Internet; 3 it restores my connection. It leads me in paths of hypertext transfer for google's sake. 4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of power failures, I fear no data corruption; for backups art with me; thy UPS and thy status light, they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of my enemies; thou anointest my CD-R with BurnProof, my buffer never underflows. 6 Surely good deals and pr0n shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the Datacenter for ever.
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Wilde is a 4' chinese man in a bright pink tutu, lime green pimp hat with peacock feathers, and a purple feather boa, wearing tissue stuffed snakeskin combat boots, holding a gun bigger than he is, smoking a cigarette in the parking garage, trying to look menacing while pouting and head banging to Godsmack I stand alone |
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jdsmith575
I drank the Kool-Aid Commodore


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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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How about this?

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Magus
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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Shiny! 
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<Paolo|Work> anything that has to do with Java is by definition stupid
1 The Network is my domain, I shall not want; 2 though it makes me wait upon collision, it leads me to the Internet; 3 it restores my connection. It leads me in paths of hypertext transfer for google's sake. 4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of power failures, I fear no data corruption; for backups art with me; thy UPS and thy status light, they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of my enemies; thou anointest my CD-R with BurnProof, my buffer never underflows. 6 Surely good deals and pr0n shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the Datacenter for ever.
-HitScan
Wilde is a 4' chinese man in a bright pink tutu, lime green pimp hat with peacock feathers, and a purple feather boa, wearing tissue stuffed snakeskin combat boots, holding a gun bigger than he is, smoking a cigarette in the parking garage, trying to look menacing while pouting and head banging to Godsmack I stand alone |
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JaBaR
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 12:54 am Post subject: |
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Hey after cruising your side I decided to contribute 
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OscarWilde
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:11 am Post subject: |
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Hey after cruising your side I decided to contribute 
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Whose side were you cruising? Magus? I've always known he liked it kinky on his side. So the more important question is: who the hell are you?
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JaBaR
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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HAHA... just passing trough ur site that all  |
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OscarWilde
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:05 am Post subject: |
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HAHA... just passing trough ur site that all  |
Don't pass! Stop and breathe in the fresh smam. It's good for your health* and builds character**.
*In small doses for a few minutes at a time, you're okay. After that, you risk your sanity and toe nail clippers.
**Walking around with long toe nails hurts, and dealing with the pain as always will build character. Plus, going a little insane goes a long way to improving anyones character a lot. Sane people are just so dull.
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AllYorBaseRBelong2Us
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 9:29 am Post subject: |
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just don't breath to heavily next to OW's head as it's quite poopy

SMAM!

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- http://lowendmac.com/musings/03/0131.html
Man, I need to get out more. You know smam is getting to you when you go to a canadian restaurant and start wondering about moose cock. -OscarWilde  |
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JaBaR
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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And SMAM would be ?
SMAM Secretaría de Marina, Armada de México
SMAM Secretaria Municipal do Meio Ambiente
SMAM Semaine Mondiale pour l'Allaitement Maternel
SMAM Semana Mundial do Aleitamento Materno
SMAM Senegal/Mauritania Mission (Seventh-day Adventist Church)
SMAM Service Missionnaire d'Aide à Madagascar
SMAM Servizio Meteorologico dell'Aeronautica Militare
SMAM Shared Memory Address Monitor
SMAM Shengmaisan with Astragalus Membranaceus
SMAM Short-Message-Attach-Master
SMAM Single Mission Air Medal
SMAM Singulate Mean Age at Marriage
SMAM Sports Marketing and Management
SMAM Standard Materials and Metrology for Nanotechnology (symposium)
SMAM Standish Mellon Asset Management
SMAM Strength Management Attrition Model (US Army National Guard)
SMAM Studio de Musique Ancienne de Montréal
SMAM Sumitomo Mitsui Asset Management
SMAM Systèmes Multi-Agents Minimaux
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Thundar
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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Well, if you'd quit sacrificing the virgins and screwing the livestock, you wouldn't be in such a predicament!
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if you are wondering what smam is, just stick around, it is more a sort of zen than something that a mere definition with mortal words cannot comprehend. You will get the picture of what smam is in short order. It will change your life! -Smamta Clause
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Jeremy Reimer
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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JaBaR wrote: |
And SMAM would be ?
SMAM Secretaría de Marina, Armada de México
SMAM Secretaria Municipal do Meio Ambiente
SMAM Semaine Mondiale pour l'Allaitement Maternel
SMAM Semana Mundial do Aleitamento Materno
SMAM Senegal/Mauritania Mission (Seventh-day Adventist Church)
SMAM Service Missionnaire d'Aide à Madagascar
SMAM Servizio Meteorologico dell'Aeronautica Militare
SMAM Shared Memory Address Monitor
SMAM Shengmaisan with Astragalus Membranaceus
SMAM Short-Message-Attach-Master
SMAM Single Mission Air Medal
SMAM Singulate Mean Age at Marriage
SMAM Sports Marketing and Management
SMAM Standard Materials and Metrology for Nanotechnology (symposium)
SMAM Standish Mellon Asset Management
SMAM Strength Management Attrition Model (US Army National Guard)
SMAM Studio de Musique Ancienne de Montréal
SMAM Sumitomo Mitsui Asset Management
SMAM Systèmes Multi-Agents Minimaux
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Getting close.
Keep guessing!
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AllYorBaseRBelong2Us
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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Jeremy Reimer wrote: |
JaBaR wrote: |
And SMAM would be ?
SMAM Secretaría de Marina, Armada de México
SMAM Secretaria Municipal do Meio Ambiente
SMAM Semaine Mondiale pour l'Allaitement Maternel
SMAM Semana Mundial do Aleitamento Materno
SMAM Senegal/Mauritania Mission (Seventh-day Adventist Church)
SMAM Service Missionnaire d'Aide à Madagascar
SMAM Servizio Meteorologico dell'Aeronautica Militare
SMAM Shared Memory Address Monitor
SMAM Shengmaisan with Astragalus Membranaceus
SMAM Short-Message-Attach-Master
SMAM Single Mission Air Medal
SMAM Singulate Mean Age at Marriage
SMAM Sports Marketing and Management
SMAM Standard Materials and Metrology for Nanotechnology (symposium)
SMAM Standish Mellon Asset Management
SMAM Strength Management Attrition Model (US Army National Guard)
SMAM Studio de Musique Ancienne de Montréal
SMAM Sumitomo Mitsui Asset Management
SMAM Systèmes Multi-Agents Minimaux
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Getting close.
Keep guessing!
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He should just try smamming, then he'll figure it out.

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This and other statistics can be culled from Jeremy Reimer's Personal Computer Market Share: 1975-2002, a very impressive piece of information gathering. The numbers tell some very interesting stories.
- http://lowendmac.com/musings/03/0131.html
Man, I need to get out more. You know smam is getting to you when you go to a canadian restaurant and start wondering about moose cock. -OscarWilde
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Harbinger
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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I heard that even small amounts of smam are highly unstable. Like anti-matter, only with polka dots. -- Mord
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Macgyver
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:43 am Post subject: |
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Maybe this for me?
Or something like this: Macygyver sign
I'll have to find better ones later.
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lewis
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 7:54 am Post subject: |
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So... you forgot your password, Oscar?
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OscarWilde
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:38 am Post subject: |
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So... you forgot your password, Oscar? |
I use Safari. Macgyver uses Firefox cause it has lovely duct tape code to make things work on Mac OS X.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:57 am Post subject: |
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Invisible avatar for xradionut:
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Honestly, there's a 100x100 transparent GIF in there.
http://www.lewissaunders.com/shite/invisible.gif
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OscarWilde
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:42 am Post subject: |
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AllYorBaseRBelong2Us
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:48 pm Post subject: |
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AYB requests the following avatars:

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You must admit, we need more Sailor Moon avatars for AYB

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This and other statistics can be culled from Jeremy Reimer's Personal Computer Market Share: 1975-2002, a very impressive piece of information gathering. The numbers tell some very interesting stories.
- http://lowendmac.com/musings/03/0131.html
Man, I need to get out more. You know smam is getting to you when you go to a canadian restaurant and start wondering about moose cock. -OscarWilde  |
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