HitScan
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Joined: 01 Mar 2001
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:28 pm Post subject: I fucking love zug.com |
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For instance, where else on the internet can you come across passages such as this:
DemoMonkey wrote: |
The Alpha Bits Wizard
Again, not necessarily gay. But answer this: why does the Alpha Bits Wizard keep appearing in children's bedrooms instead of their kitchens? They eat cereal in the kitchen, so why is this robed pervert appearing over their beds waving his "magic" wand?
"Look Cindy, Billy, your cereal makes words! What does it say?"
"F-U-N!"
"C-A-N-D-Y!"
"Uhhh ... L-O-T-I-O-N?" |
The articles by John Hargrave (runs the site) are pretty much always funny, the others tend to be hit or miss.
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